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Tweak says, "PURPLE MONKEY... made ya look!"

Dr. Bruce Banner (ahugedork) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2022-11-17 08:30:00

Entry tags:

marvel: bruce banner (mcu), marvel: may parker (mcu), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski

So if I'm reading all of this correctly, the multiverse exists and there are at least...three versions of me? Including myself, the one who is here, and the one who belongs to a universe with another Tony Stark.

And the version of me who is usually here is apparently some form of superhero? Somehow? And is raising a teenager who speaks to squirrels and gosh there are a lot of squirrels in this apartment. My kids would love it.

Anyway, my apologies to all who are friends with 'me', but it seems he'll return shortly ~~with any luck at all~~.

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	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't planning on just running out and buying a sword, it's okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think you were. However, we can still window shop if you want. Window shopping's in the budget. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Window shopping is so boring, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll get you candy and a puzzle box, and you can start thinking about your demon slaying outfit. Find the right style of sword for the job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:21 am UTC (link)
	The candy and puzzle box I will accept. But do you really see me wearing an outfit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, not like spandex or leather or something, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh good. Just making sure we're on the same page there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Spandex and leather take a special sort, and you're a different special sort. See your flannel shirts for further explanation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Well now I think you've hurt my feelings, Lydia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Would a piece of fudge help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 05:01 am UTC (link)
	But then how will I ever be the special sort who can wear leather? Two pieces. Then I might get over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I'll get you a leather belt for one of your future birthdays. Two pieces it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Pleasure doing business with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully we'll be able to do it again some time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I have no doubts an opportunity will present itself. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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