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Dr. Bruce Banner ([info]ahugedork) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2022-11-17 08:30:00

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Entry tags:marvel: bruce banner (mcu), marvel: may parker (mcu), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski

So if I'm reading all of this correctly, the multiverse exists and there are at least...three versions of me? Including myself, the one who is here, and the one who belongs to a universe with another Tony Stark.

And the version of me who is usually here is apparently some form of superhero? Somehow? And is raising a teenager who speaks to squirrels and gosh there are a lot of squirrels in this apartment. My kids would love it.

Anyway, my apologies to all who are friends with 'me', but it seems he'll return shortly with any luck at all.


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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 02:06 am UTC (link)
Who's pretending?

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
That was just unnecessary.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 02:37 am UTC (link)
I'll get you something shiny when we're out.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
Thanks for that implication.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
So you don't want a shiny new toy?

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 02:41 am UTC (link)
I didn't say that.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 03:01 am UTC (link)
Good, because there's a puzzle store, a candy store, a fudge shop, and a chocolate shop. There's also a Houdini magic store and a knife place, but the picture shows swords and axes. They might be out of my current budget.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 03:06 am UTC (link)
I don't need as many shoes and bags as you. I can afford a sword.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 03:13 am UTC (link)
Before I let you spend your money on a sword, do you know how to use a sword, and what do you know of swords?

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
What's to know? Pointy end goes in the bad guy.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 03:16 am UTC (link)
I can make a list, if you need it, Stiles the Demon Slayer.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 03:17 am UTC (link)
I have been down way too many rabbit holes to need a list on swords. But I'll take the name, that sounds fun.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 03:43 am UTC (link)
All right, Demon Slayer. How about we look and get ideas? Make sure they're decent quality. I want to think if they're selling them there that they're decent quality, even if they aren't sharp.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 04:11 am UTC (link)
I wasn't planning on just running out and buying a sword, it's okay.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 04:12 am UTC (link)
I didn't think you were. However, we can still window shop if you want. Window shopping's in the budget.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 04:13 am UTC (link)
Window shopping is so boring, though.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 04:20 am UTC (link)
We'll get you candy and a puzzle box, and you can start thinking about your demon slaying outfit. Find the right style of sword for the job.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 04:21 am UTC (link)
The candy and puzzle box I will accept. But do you really see me wearing an outfit?

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 04:34 am UTC (link)
Well, not like spandex or leather or something, no.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 04:35 am UTC (link)
Oh good. Just making sure we're on the same page there.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 04:36 am UTC (link)
Spandex and leather take a special sort, and you're a different special sort. See your flannel shirts for further explanation.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 04:37 am UTC (link)
Well now I think you've hurt my feelings, Lydia.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 04:59 am UTC (link)
Would a piece of fudge help?

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[info]yourplanssuck
2022-11-18 05:01 am UTC (link)
But then how will I ever be the special sort who can wear leather?

Two pieces. Then I might get over it.

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[info]riemann
2022-11-18 05:19 am UTC (link)
I'll get you a leather belt for one of your future birthdays.

Two pieces it is.

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