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Tweak says, "Parsley? Presley?"

Dr. Bruce Banner (ahugedork) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2022-11-17 08:30:00

Entry tags:

marvel: bruce banner (mcu), marvel: may parker (mcu), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski

So if I'm reading all of this correctly, the multiverse exists and there are at least...three versions of me? Including myself, the one who is here, and the one who belongs to a universe with another Tony Stark.

And the version of me who is usually here is apparently some form of superhero? Somehow? And is raising a teenager who speaks to squirrels and gosh there are a lot of squirrels in this apartment. My kids would love it.

Anyway, my apologies to all who are friends with 'me', but it seems he'll return shortly ~~with any luck at all~~.

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	riemann 2022-11-18 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Mostly I'm hungry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 01:36 am UTC (link)
	We'll get your bread bowl. And maybe fit some food shopping in with all that other shopping you're planning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 01:42 am UTC (link)
	We'll get food for the apartment, too. We can ask if the roommate wants anything and bring stuff back for all of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 01:44 am UTC (link)
	That's what I meant, yeah. We don't have an infinite amount of money, and we have to allow for your shopping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 01:53 am UTC (link)
	We can't all get by with the same 3 flannel shirts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I am so offended that you think there's only 3. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm offended you're allowing them to multiply. If I end up with a plaid skirt or shirt out of no where, I'm blaming your flannel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Don't pretend to hate the flannel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Who's pretending? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
	That was just unnecessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I'll get you something shiny when we're out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for that implication. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
	So you don't want a shiny new toy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Good, because there's a puzzle store, a candy store, a fudge shop, and a chocolate shop. There's also a Houdini magic store and a knife place, but the picture shows swords and axes. They might be out of my current budget. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 03:06 am UTC (link)
	I don't need as many shoes and bags as you. I can afford a sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Before I let you spend your money on a sword, do you know how to use a sword, and what do you know of swords? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
	What's to know? Pointy end goes in the bad guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I can make a list, if you need it, Stiles the Demon Slayer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I have been down way too many rabbit holes to need a list on swords. But I'll take the name, that sounds fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 03:43 am UTC (link)
	All right, Demon Slayer. How about we look and get ideas? Make sure they're decent quality. I want to think if they're selling them there that they're decent quality, even if they aren't sharp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't planning on just running out and buying a sword, it's okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think you were. However, we can still window shop if you want. Window shopping's in the budget. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2022-11-18 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Window shopping is so boring, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riemann 2022-11-18 04:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll get you candy and a puzzle box, and you can start thinking about your demon slaying outfit. Find the right style of sword for the job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)