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I know this may all seem strange for people. If it makes it easier, I am more than happy to make a favorite dish for you. Or maybe a dish you miss.

Just find me in the kitchens and I will do what I can to help make your adjustment as smooth as possible.

Tonight, I'm hoping to make souffles!

Hello, newbies.

Welcome to the Centurus II, your home away from home. I'm Officer James Barnes of Centurus Security. My job here is to make sure everyone's safe. Which is a lot like babysitting except, you know, I get to cuff you and haul you off to prison instead of putting you in time out.

A few things before I wrap this up and get back to work:

1. I'm not a concierge so don't ask me for things unless you want to be ignored.

Q. I don't know how to send you home. Quit asking.

*. No, Dredd never smiles.

:]. I won't haul you to jail just so you can leer at the Warden

$. If I have to arrest you for the same thing multiple times I'm going to let Joey deal with you.

@. Never, under any circumstances, call Dredd 'Joey'