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Well now, this is the best surprise I've had all day.

I must admit, this is a rather...unique way of being awoken from ones slumber.

Jesse?

I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!

I know this may all seem strange for people. If it makes it easier, I am more than happy to make a favorite dish for you. Or maybe a dish you miss.

Just find me in the kitchens and I will do what I can to help make your adjustment as smooth as possible.

Tonight, I'm hoping to make souffles!

Someone had better put me back on my ship.

Hello there!

Resident techie, Claudia Donovan at your service! I definitely saluted when I wrote that. You can't really see it. Just imagine a salute in there.

Anyway, yes...I've only been here a few weeks and I can honestly say that no, time does not make this place any easier. If anything, you just have more and more questions to ask. May as well start making a list, folks. Because those questions are going to start piling up.

Like, I really, really wish I could see this Collector thingy. I mean, why kidnap a techie if you're not going to let her do any fixing on broken tech? huh? Makes no sense to me. No logic. This ship has No. Logic.

Right, well, if you need me, I room with the big guy. Or just look for the red-head.

Hello, newbies.

Welcome to the Centurus II, your home away from home. I'm Officer James Barnes of Centurus Security. My job here is to make sure everyone's safe. Which is a lot like babysitting except, you know, I get to cuff you and haul you off to prison instead of putting you in time out.

A few things before I wrap this up and get back to work:

1. I'm not a concierge so don't ask me for things unless you want to be ignored.

Q. I don't know how to send you home. Quit asking.

*. No, Dredd never smiles.

:]. I won't haul you to jail just so you can leer at the Warden

$. If I have to arrest you for the same thing multiple times I'm going to let Joey deal with you.

@. Never, under any circumstances, call Dredd 'Joey'