Erin's Test Journal (ehazcharacters) wrote in btvsal_ooc, @ 2009-11-05 00:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | random fun |
No Need to Call the Men in White. We Know We're Insane.
Ok, so sometimes Amy and I have funny little conversations as our characters. Mostly Bella and Damon. Sort of like...behind-the-scene type things.
Tonight's conversation was particularly funny and I thought I'd share. Put under a cut for other people's sanity.
[10:57] Sammie: I want Damon to feel comfy first and then BAM! The Ex shows up.
[10:57] Sammie: And everyone can point and laugh at him.
[10:58] Amy: awwwwwwwww
[10:58] Sammie: [Damon] TT; Erin is so mean, isn't she, Amy?
[10:59] Amy: [Bella] She's not answering, dammit...I think she likes this shit!
[10:59] Sammie: [Damon] Halp! Halp!
[11:01] Amy: [Bella] ::stares:: You forced a cold shower on me! Why should I help YOU?!?!
[11:02] Sammie: [Damon] Uh, because Lucian drugged you without your knowledge or consent?
[11:04] Amy: [Bella] You couldn't have just fucked me?!? I have to be lucid for that?!?!
[11:04] Sammie: [Damon] Thats taking advantage of you, woman!
[11:06] Amy: [Bella] Uhhh...and? Since when haven't I enjoyed that? With you, I mean. Not the taking advantage part...just...the sex. I like it, okay?!?!
[11:07] Sammie: [Damon] But...Ok. The sex is great, but um...the advantage part? Not so much.
[11:08] Amy: [Bella] If I like it, it wouldn't be taking advantage of me, doofus.
[11:08] Sammie: [Damon] Uh-huh. We'll see if you remember anything about last night in the morning.
[11:10] Amy: [Bella] Why...am I in my underwear...and your bathrobe?!?!
[11:10] Sammie: [Damon] Lucian drugged you.
[11:10] Amy: [Bella] ........................................
[11:11] Sammie: [Damon] That was my reaction, too.
[11:11] Amy: [Bella] No, baby, that's not my reaction. My REACTION is going to be planting a stake through his undead heart.
[11:12] Sammie: [Damon] --coughs back a laugh--
[11:12] Sammie: [Damon] --thinking-- Serves the idiot right.
[11:13] Sammie: [Damon] --outloud-- Uh...you might want to think about that some more.
[11:13] Amy: [Bella] ...why?
[11:13] Sammie: [Damon] He's very old and powerful?
[11:13] Amy: [Bella] And I'm pretty young and powerful.
[11:14] Sammie: [Damon] Well...maybe I have plans to make his death slow and painful! You ever think about that?
[11:15] Amy: [Bella] I think I'm in a relationship with a guy who hasn't avenged my honor AND who wasn't even considerate enough to strip me down so I could sleep comfortably. So you? Should make it up to me. Starting now.
[11:16] Sammie: [Damon] But! You were! I! You were being all pouty! TT
[11:17] Amy: [Bella] Well, I don't remember that! And how does being pouty equal no naked?!?
[11:18] Sammie: [Damon] I...DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
[11:21] Amy: [Bella] Would you just shut up and remedy the problem already?!?!
[11:21] Sammie: [Damon] OO;;;
[11:22] Sammie: [Damon] ._.; ...Yes ma'am.
[11:22] Amy: lmao
[11:22] Sammie: XD
[11:22] Sammie: Yep. Damon is SO Bella's Bitch. XD
A conversation based on the "What If" scenario that Damon actually bit Bella:
[11:24] Amy: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?"
[11:24] Sammie: [Damon] What the fuck is what?
[11:25] Amy: [Bella] ::mimicking:: What the fuck is what? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:25] Sammie: [Damon] --peers at her neck-- Those would be bite marks, dear.
[11:26] Amy: [Bella] ::stares at him:: Oh really? Mind telling me where I got them?
[11:26] Sammie: [Damon] Me.
[11:26] Amy: [Bella] ::decks him::
[11:26] Sammie: [Damon] @@; ...Ow?
[11:27] Amy: [Bella] YEAH! Least YOU don't have a scar to show for it.
[11:27] Sammie: [Damon] What's the matter? You asked me to bite you last night!
[11:27] Amy: [Bella] ::gapes at him:: LIAR! I did no such thing!
[11:28] Sammie: [Damon] --quirks a brow-- I distinctly remember you throwing me against a wall, you bearing your neck to me and saying, "I know you want to."
[11:29] Amy: [Bella] And *I* distinctly remember.... ::furrows her brow:: Oh, GREAT. I can't remember ANYTHING about last night. What ELSE did you do to me?!?
[11:30] Sammie: [Damon] --stares at her--...Stuck you in a cold shower in the hopes of snapping you out of your drug induced insanity. --smiles brightly.--
[11:30] Amy: [Bella] ::pushes him out of the bed::
[11:31] Sammie: [Damon] Hey!
[11:31] Amy: [Bella] Don't wanna hear it.
[11:31] Sammie: [Damon] Fine! No waffles for you.
[11:34] Amy: [Bella] ::glares:: No more BLOOD for you! And, way to be a gentleman. Drink my blood and don't help to replenish my strength? You're just awesome this morning!
[11:36] Sammie: [Damon] ==; --sighs and gets up-- I'm going to make coffee.
[11:37] Amy: [Bella] ::throws a pillow at the back of his head::
[11:38] Sammie: [Damon] --ignores it--