Brightstar Reserve

Would it prove too hasty, do you suppose, to send some sort of strongly-worded message to our nearest post office?

Delays do happen. Owls, sometimes, have been known to be set adrift from their usual flight path.

But, I can't help but think this endless waiting on my delivery—for a good and patient customer no less, has been getting a bit out of hand. If any other person has had similar trouble, you are welcome to come forward as well.

SENT: Wags 🎨🖍️
FROM: Thorne
WHEN: 12:30 AM, Tuesday, March 5
WARNINGS: Some Non-Graphic Sexy Talk, may not be 100% sfw

( Are you awake? )

SENT: 🦄 Adler
FROM: Thorne
WHEN: 12:35 AM, Tuesday, March 5

( Ducking Potions )

I would like to go on the record - after having just read a new article from a marketing conference - that I do not think that orange is the new blue. I frankly find orange to be warm in tone and feel and blue to be quite cool.

I would also like to point out that the person that said this worked for my former employer and is currently in my old office. Nothing in that office should have lead them to make such a statement... Which now that I think about - probably makes very little sense outside of a marketing standpoint.

But trust me - it's a very incorrect statement.

Also - that I am not sure who eats the little biscuit, cracker-y things in store bought Chex Mix - but it isn't me. They are in a very sad little pile off to one side of my desk. Yes, I know I ask this every time I eat Chex Mix. One day I will find an answer to this age old question.

( Delivered to Jesse Wyrzykowski's desk all the way from Milwaukee )

( Boxes show up on the desks and in the respective areas of anyone who had to witness yesterday's unpleasantness... this is on top of the various coffee, tea, and pastries waiting for them in the morning. )