Would it prove too hasty, do you suppose, to send some sort of strongly-worded message to our nearest post office?
Delays do happen. Owls, sometimes, have been known to be set adrift from their usual flight path.
But, I can't help but think this endless waiting on my delivery—for a good and patient customer no less, has been getting a bit out of hand. If any other person has had similar trouble, you are welcome to come forward as well.