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Tweak says, "ANY QUESTIONS?"

Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-07-05 15:54:00

Entry tags:

mina harker, shere khan, wicked witch

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{Posted on Thursday, June 24th late in the evening}

~~Fuck should I even~~ ~~This is gonna be a mistake~~ ~~But I have to know if she~~

I'm looking for [...] the woman that helped me and Ella with Tegan back in Russia. ~~Do I have to say anything more?~~ ~~I don't want to tell everyone what~~ I'm sorry I never caught your name due to [...] circumstances. Shoot me a message ~~so I know you got back okay~~ when you get the chance. Thanks.

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	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	How am I being spazzy? What does that even mean, Spazzer? I thought you were the authority on this. I can't cook, really, but if you wanted to brave that I could try. Just make sure to call 911 when my kitchen explodes. Or we could go somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	I don't spazz! You spazz. And it means to...freak out. But it's very full of motion. "To spazz." I did not survive the 1917 Russian revolution outside Nicholas II's palace just to get blown to bits by a casserole. Going out is probably a good option, since I inherited my mother's cooking style of "picking up the phone and calling the takeout people." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't freak out! I asked you a simple question about your creeper BFF. Hmm, good call. Or we could do takeout, put on a movie, and get distracted halfway through? I'll let you make the ultimate decision. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 06:20 pm UTC (link)

I'm sure if I was in your apartment right now, you'd be flailing. Also, he isn't a creeper. Don't make me put both of you in time out.

Oh you are so charming. Keep that up and I'll get distracted before the food even gets there. But I like that option more. ~~I don't want to go out with my face looking the way it does~~ Takeout is far superior to sharing a room with a bunch of mouth-breathers.

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	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Flailing? What am I, a muppet? ~~For fuck's sakes, he's like HEMORRHOIDS~~ Fiiine. That's okay. We can always reheat it later. Mouth-breathers? Oh, I forgot, you don't like people breathing your air. That is actually way more charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yes you are. I'll shove my entire foot up your puppet hole if you don't at least try to tolerate his existence. ~~If you think Luther's bad, wait till you meet Micah~~ My air is mine. I'm very possessive about it. I get attached to every molecule, and I get so sad when I see my favorite one get sucked up by somebody stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	I have no problems tolerating people with at least a tad of common sense ~~which may put him out of that category, but whatever~~ so I'll try. What about when you steal my air? Ever think of that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. You don't have to go on playdates and wear matching outfits, so don't worry. Oh no. It's my air. I let you borrow it on occasion because you amuse me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh damn! Would you be jealous if we did? You want it back? Somehow I don't think you do. Breathing in air is fine, but when it comes out of a human, that's not entirely attractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	So jealous. I don't know if I could handle it. You exhale. That's not gross. Keep this up and I'll start forbidding you from borrowing it. You can go live under the sea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Just as I suspected. You'd miss me too much if I lived under the sea. Or I'd drag you under and force you into my den of underwater dirty things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	You caught me. I think that counts as kidnapping, Mr. Chivalrous. And from what I recall, that's not something you want to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? May as well have something to put on that rap sheet the next time one of your psychotic friends pulls it up to study while sitting on the crapper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	~~OH COME ON~~ My friends are not psychotic. They like me. Clearly they recognize how awesome I am and want to make sure that said awesomeness is preserved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Or they don't trust you to make your own decisions. You can figure that one out later! Hey? Can you do me a favor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	~~Being protective of somebody doesn't mean that~~ Yeah sure, I'll ponder it before I go to sleep tonight. It depends on if said favor involves blood or angry midgets. I don't want to deal with either. If it doesn't, sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 08:13 pm UTC (link)

You do that. Maybe pout some more, and think of me when you do it.

How many angry midgets have you dealt with lately? But no, nothing like that. It's going to sound weird, but on the last night in Russia Shere Khan showed me something. He never did the whole time, like he always put a block up, but before we got sent back he did. So on Friday can you make me something while I'm there? I don't care what it is. Maybe turn a pen into a bottle of gin? I just want to see something.

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	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Sure thing. ~~A block?~~ Weird is extremely relative here. That doesn't sound too weird, comparatively. ~~My magic doesn't work that way~~ But sure, it wouldn't be a problem. I'll work on my showmanship just for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Awww. Thanks. Yeah, news flash, he really hates me. So he's sort of hesitant about showing any of his own memories. Probably because he ~~well, and me too~~ doesn't want to believe I'm a reincarnation of his grandiose tiger self. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Denial isn't healthy. Maybe we should put him in therapy. He can talk about his tiger feelings. Though he'd probably eat the therapist after, but hey. Those guys are practically M&Ms, we can spare a few if it gets Shere Khan to feel more comfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be willing to try that if it gets him from threatening to A. never let me come back B. destroy everyone and everything I like. Mmmm. M&M's. I like the peanut butter ones best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	He needs to take a chill pill. Or I'll set the Wicked Witch on him. She'll turn him into a newt and carry him around in her pocket, and it'll be absolutely adorable. Peanut butter M&Ms are good. They're like the reese's pieces only bigger. Clearly size is everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Can she/you even turn humans into other things? If that's the case, I'm giving you a list. Size is everything? You think? Tell me more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	~~Well I haven't tried it yet but~~ I don't see why not. I've just spent more time on learning how to turn water into beer, so I haven't gotten much practice with people. And I don't know if there's much to tell. Name one thing that can't be significantly improved by an enormous size. Giant monkeys are hilarious. So are big hats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)

Water into beer? Hot damn! I knew I picked you for a reason. Can you do that on Friday? ...and if something weird happens, don't freak out. ~~The fucking tiger TOLD ME and I didn't even put the pieces together until that guy's face fell offarifsdiogiot~~ I'm not disagreeing with the size thing, I'm just wondering what made you come to this conclusion! However, granny panties. The smaller the pair of panties, the more visually appealing.

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