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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-07-05 15:54:00

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mina harker, shere khan, wicked witch

Public from 703
{Posted on Thursday, June 24th late in the evening}

~~Fuck should I even~~ ~~This is gonna be a mistake~~ ~~But I have to know if she~~

I'm looking for [...] the woman that helped me and Ella with Tegan back in Russia. ~~Do I have to say anything more?~~ ~~I don't want to tell everyone what~~ I'm sorry I never caught your name due to [...] circumstances. Shoot me a message ~~so I know you got back okay~~ when you get the chance. Thanks.

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 09:21 pm UTC (link)

I'm like a drunk, clean-shaven Jesus. And sure. It might not be perfect yet, though. It's [...] challenging, getting it right. ~~What kind of weird?~~ ~~I'm not sure I like where this is going~~ I think I can handle weird. And the M&Ms, of course! What were you thinking? Also, underwear that's too small can be just as unappealing. It walks a thin line of acceptability.

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	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I don't want to make out with Jesus, so there's that. How is it challenging? Like you have to know exactly how the beer should turn out for it to work right? G-strings are kind of odd, but I think those hi-cut bikini things are a good mix. Or boy shorts. What do you sport, Tigress? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 09:50 pm UTC (link)

Would making out with Jesus be blasphemy, or the most religious experience of your life? And it's [...] hard to explain. When I'm changing something, I'm kind of guiding it through a change into what I want it to be. So I have to know exactly what I want while simultaneously taking it along that change. I have to..."be" it, kind of, and I know that sounds lame. And beer is hard enough to brew the normal way. I'm basically brewing beer in a short time period with none of the normal ingredients. So yes, it's not easy.

Underwear privileges do not come this soon. You can make a list of your top five guesses and I can rank them on a scale measuring how wrong they are.

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 09:56 pm UTC (link)

If I got anywhere near Jesus, it would probably be blasphemy. Huh, that's interesting. So to turn someone into a newt, you must become a newt?

What, I'm supposed to just be content with bringing vodka-injected oranges to the lab and not have any visuals of you in your underwear? Okay, let's see.

1. Black thongs
2. Black hi-cuts
3. Black boy shorts
4. Black hipsters
5. Black long johns

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 10:02 pm UTC (link)

And in order to make beer, I have to be the beer. I have achieved the highest point a human being can. I became beer.

Why would you ever bring a vodka-injected orange to your research lab? Alcoholic fruit and science can't be a good combination.

Maybe I wear super colorful underwear just to throw everybody off. Rainbow glitter thongs and yellow boy shorts. Ever thought of that possibility?

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	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	That's really deep. I feel like we should be taking hits from a bong. After hours. Mad scientist parties. You know how it goes. Not prior to this, but it's certainly a possibility! You're supposed to rank them. Insert whichever colors you want and go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Bellum is the bong, Sam, haven't you figured that out by now? Just don't try to do science while intoxicated. That's how the platypus conspiracy started. No colors for you. But I did promise, so. Most wrong to least wrong: long johns, hi-cuts, hipsters, thongs, boy shorts. Have fun with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that explains why everything is like we're all constantly high. Ha! That's also how lovebugs were created, I think. Hmmm, good to know. I was going to put commando on there, but at least I know that's not an option now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. Clearly, that's the answer to everything. Never get a group of scientists drunk. Anything that results from that will inevitably be almost impossible to kill and horribly dangerous. It's not. It ~~is horribly itchy~~ sounds like it would be really itchy. I'll stick to underwear, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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