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Bran Wilder {The Phantom} (lemortvivant) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-06-02 02:26:00

Entry tags:

beast, beauty, christine daaé, meg giry, moriarty, phantom of the opera, scheherazade, wicked witch

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[Posted Tuesday morning - I'm slow]

Fuck this building, I don't even know why I'm doing this ~~If it wasn't for Lotte~~

~~I'm not getting locked up in the basement, so don't try it~~

~~Why the hell did I even come here in the first place~~

I know this is a rather hectic time, considering ~~you've decided to set yourselves back a couple hundred years~~ what's been going on lately, but I feel this is as good a time as any to to say this.

You're all aware that one of the fables within the building is the Phantom of the Opera, also known as Erik. I can't and won't deny that he is dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs during the full moon. Considering the audio posts used during the last one, some of you are likely aware that Erik's voice came from my apartment number.

So yes, he is my fable counterpart ~~or whatever the hell you call it~~. It's come to my attention that Christine made a post during that night, however, claiming that Erik and I are the same. As I hope everyone realizes, we aren't our fables, and I'm certainly not him. I plan on doing my best to keep him away from people during subsequent full moons, but I thought I should say this publicly and let everyone know that Christine was misinformed. ~~Not that I need to justify myself to you people~~ ~~None of you are in any position to judge~~

~~If any of you fucking show up at my door after this, it'll be the last thing you ever do~~

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	Re: 1106/703 lemortvivant 2010-06-06 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Gold is fairly resilient, I think. The only issue would be finding people willing to clean up that kind of mess - to entice applicants, landlords could advertise the fact that it allows ample opportunity to laugh at the expense of others. There are always people who love that. It's so cool I'm not sure I can handle it, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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wickedwicker
2010-06-06 05:22 am UTC (link)

But how would you collect rent? I don't know how well unconscious people can make pay days, unless there's a "pocket money is fair game" rule. Or instead of renting apartments, they rent the square feet of area they pass out on.

It takes a very strong person to admit that they can't handle enough coolness. I think that that quality alone makes you more than capable of doing so. Embrace your coolness, Dr. Mr.

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lemortvivant
2010-06-06 06:34 am UTC (link)

Right, how could I forget? Money makes the world go 'round. The rent-square-feet idea sounds like it might be a keeper.

Only in a madhouse like this could I ever be called cool ~~I'd laugh if it wasn't so utterly ridiculous~~ I'll do my best to live up to my full cool potential. ~~Christ, if fitting in is this easy, maybe I can manage sticking around for a while longer~~

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	Re: 1106/703 wickedwicker 2010-06-06 06:45 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. It'd work out perfectly because nobody would get the full use of a room, and this way you could pack more people into less space so you have less maintenance to worry about. Godspeed! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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