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Tweak says, "rip it! rip it!"

Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-29 18:21:00

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dr. watson, jim hawkins, john seward, van helsing, wicked witch

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You get through the full moon alright, Captain?

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Thanks for the supplies, Llama King. They helped a lot.

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Thanks for getting Javert to stop shooting. The noise was giving me a headache.

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I think you should learn some of 204's vampire jokes.

Van Helsing could tell one right before he stakes Dracula all dramatic-like.

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	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	When everybody is a psychopath, we all look saner by comparison. Oh really? So how many forms of hand-to-hand combat are you proficient in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-29 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Saner isn't sane. Enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take what I can get. That's not an answer. I've seen this guy, he's ~~fucking terrifying~~ ~~scary~~ huge. [...] Would you use a taser? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 02:05 am UTC (link)
	So have I. ~~He's as vulnerable to punches as anybody else~~ A taser? I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Then you know he won't be going down after a kick to the shins. You suppose? If you don't want it, just say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Really? Well that completely blows my plans out of the water. You can make a taser? Why didn't you tell me earlier? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 02:23 am UTC (link)
	That also takes "tickling him to death" off the table, if you're paying attention. Because I don't know how many people should know that I'm capable of making stuff like that. Forks and spoons, whatever. But a taser? I don't want to get sold to the Chinese, especially since Dracula knows that I have this magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't think the Chinese would have much use for one single magic user. I wouldn't mind a taser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 03:44 am UTC (link)
	The Chinese would kill to have me. Don't be afraid to appreciate my awesomeness. It's normal. Wouldn't mind? Are you saying "yes, Joanie, please make me a taser" or "no, I would rather not have one"? If it's going to just get thrown in the corner and ignored, I don't want to waste the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. I was simply unable to fully grasp its might. I'm not going to use it every day of the week, of course it's just going to sit somewhere and get ignored for a while. I'm not a cop. I don't know ... how're you on knives? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 04:10 am UTC (link)
	You should be. You're lucky I'm not asking for tributes. [...] Okay, fine, you're right. It won't be used all the time. But if you'd like one, then I'll make it. Are you serious? A knife was like the second thing I ever made. I'm great on knives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 04:20 am UTC (link)
	The second? What kind of priorities do you have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Backwards ones. I'm all mixed up. What kind of knife did you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 04:48 am UTC (link)
	You really are a psychopath. Something effective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 04:51 am UTC (link)
	So many people are. It's a great conversation starter. ~~That is not fucking helpful.~~ What's effective? Should it be serrated? Big? Smaller for concealment? Folding? Straight or hooked? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-30 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	~~I don't know. It's not like I want to get caught with it, so something small enough to fold and conceal but maybe fit in a pocket. Still has to be strong, though, so I don't know if~~ Can you do a folding hunting knife? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Let me do some research and practice a bit. I'll try to get you something in a week. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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