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Tweak says, "U-NO-POO"

Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-29 18:21:00

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dr. watson, jim hawkins, john seward, van helsing, wicked witch

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You get through the full moon alright, Captain?

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Thanks for the supplies, Llama King. They helped a lot.

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Thanks for getting Javert to stop shooting. The noise was giving me a headache.

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I think you should learn some of 204's vampire jokes.

Van Helsing could tell one right before he stakes Dracula all dramatic-like.

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	307/703 arcere 2010-05-29 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	They're not funny any more. Van Helsing left me several extremely hard-to-read letters and an annotated version of Twilight written on top of my notes. I'm not giving him anything else to work with. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Did he, now? That was nice of him, now you don't have to read the books as a part of your vampire research. That man just gives and gives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-29 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I was never planning to read them. It's generosity that nobody needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure they'd be helpful if you did. How else would you know how to deal with it when a teenage girl falls helplessly in love with Dracula? I think you could stand a little generosity, Captain Prickles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-29 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	There are far better solutions to that problem than Twilight could ever give me. No, I couldn't. And don't think I didn't remember his little 'watch out for him' spiel to you. He was polite enough to mention that I needed help in his many, many notes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I have to agree with you there. Fire is always a good solution. ~~Sometimes.~~ Don't have a stroke. The guy obviously don't want you to end up dead in a ditch with suspicious fang marks in your neck. I've told you before I'll make you anything you need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 arcere 2010-05-29 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking something a little less fatal in her case, but it's good to know my associates here are psychopaths. As much as I appreciate it, he should be more worried about taking care of this body when he's in it. I can take care of myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 307/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	When everybody is a psychopath, we all look saner by comparison. Oh really? So how many forms of hand-to-hand combat are you proficient in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 605/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-29 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. The least would've been you just saying "Eh" while he continued to shoot my apartment up. Or perhaps just watching with amusement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	202/703 acatalyst 2010-05-30 12:33 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome, supplier. Looks like the building took care of things for us. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 202/703 acatalyst 2010-05-30 12:39 am UTC (link)
	We made it through. Lex didn't kill you? Are we worried about his sanity at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 202/703 wickedwicker 2010-05-30 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Good to hear. Luther didn't shoot up my apartment. Javert did, there is a difference. And he's just fine. ~~No thanks to you.~~ Don't jump on the bandwagon of shame-shaming him over what Javert did, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)