Flotsam and Jetsam

Actually, against all tradition (of one year and a few failed attempts) I'm not writing crackfic. Don't worry, the doctors are on the case and trying to find out who the imposter writing this story actually is...

( TF FIC TIEM -CHAPTUR WUN (NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT IN THE CUTS, REELEH. )

I now remember why I don't write srs fic any more. I get embarrassed by it.