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jessica jones ([info]haveadrink) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2018-01-28 15:31:00

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Entry tags:- network, brock rumlow, jessica jones, loki odinson, michelle jones, stephen strange, steve rogers, tony stark

Look I don't really give a shit about this whole time thing. I'm not interested in being in your little band of superfriends.

But someone's got to come and get this chick from my door. The one with the huge tits. She won't stop knocking, saying it's her job or something. I don't give a fuck. Someone come get her before I make her go.


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[info]manwithaplan
2018-01-28 09:07 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, ma'am. Is this individual threatening you?

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 09:27 pm UTC (link)
What? No, she's just annoying. Did you just call me ma'am?

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-01-28 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Yes, ma'am, I did. It's a term of respect.

If she's not threatening you, maybe just ask her nicely to leave?

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 09:39 pm UTC (link)
I don't do respect. Don't call me ma'am. I have a name. It's Jessica.

I did, dude. But she's telling me that it's her job to talk to me about what's going on. I told her I don't care, but she's still there.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-01-28 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, ma'am Miss Jessica.

Maybe if you just let her say her piece, she'll go away?

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(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]manwithaplan, 2018-01-28 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 10:33 pm UTC

[info]observant
2018-01-28 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Could have been worse. I got a wizard dude with a pet cape.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 09:45 pm UTC (link)
That definitely sounds worse. Did you punch him? I would have punched him.

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[info]observant
2018-01-28 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I threatened him, but he left pretty quick. He opened some kind of portal in the middle of my bedroom, which was pretty fucking freaky.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Magicians are super creepy.

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(no subject) - [info]observant, 2018-01-28 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 10:52 pm UTC

[info]the_iron_man
2018-01-28 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Hi, Cheerful!

Yeah, she's on the payroll. I'd send her a text but she can probably see this anyway.
And besides? I'm gonna go nuke some popcorn and a drink, and then keep an eye on this post now. Because you're not the only one who's fresh out of fucks to give lately.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Tony Stark? Seriously? Don't you have like important things to do? Christ.

Can you get her to go the fuck away, please?

You wanna tell me when you're going to the bathroom too, or do you really have this much time on your hands?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-01-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
It's called multitasking. I do a lot of it. Popcorn and scotch seems like fun right now, so I'm gonna roll with that.

I could tell her to go the fuck away. Emphasis on could. Probably maybe will.

I announced that I peed in one of the suits at my birthday party before I blew up my house. Do you seriously just ask that?

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Have fun puking.

Good. I'd hate to have to break a leg or something.

How the fuck should I know? I barely know who are you.

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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-28 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-28 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-28 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-28 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-28 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 02:01 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-01-29 02:32 am UTC

[info]the_trickster
2018-01-28 10:29 pm UTC (link)
That is Darcy Lewis. She is a friend of Thor.

Before you make her go? How are you proposing to do that exactly.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Great, good for her.

Physically pick her up and toss her outside and lock the door, probably.

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[info]the_trickster
2018-01-28 10:45 pm UTC (link)
It is. I would not recommend harming her if you should deem fit to remove her in such a manner.

She is attempting to inform you of the happenings in this miserable realm that you happen to be a part of.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-28 10:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm not trying to, but if she gets hurt then so be it. She should have left me the fuck alone.

I. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.

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(no subject) - [info]the_trickster, 2018-01-28 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_trickster, 2018-01-28 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-28 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_trickster, 2018-01-28 11:42 pm UTC

[info]brumlow
2018-01-29 04:59 am UTC (link)
Sounds like I got off lucky, then.

Just how huge were her tits, though?

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-29 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Who did you get?

Pretty fucking big.

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[info]brumlow
2018-01-29 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I didn't get nobody. Apparently I was a big fuckin' surprise to everyone 'cause I was dead.

I need visuals.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-29 11:25 pm UTC (link)
They're bringing back people from the dead? Seriously? Fuck

This is on her instagram.

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(no subject) - [info]brumlow, 2018-01-29 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brumlow, 2018-01-29 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-29 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brumlow, 2018-01-30 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-30 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brumlow, 2018-01-30 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-30 03:15 am UTC

[info]doctor__strange
2018-01-30 12:03 am UTC (link)
I apologize to both you and Darcy. I should have met with you, and then left you alone.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-30 12:13 am UTC (link)
Yeah, no shit.

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[info]doctor__strange
2018-01-30 12:18 am UTC (link)
Sorry. It's done now and you won't be bothered again.

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[info]haveadrink
2018-01-30 12:24 am UTC (link)
Hey. People are really coming back from the dead?

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(no subject) - [info]doctor__strange, 2018-01-30 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-30 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doctor__strange, 2018-01-30 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-30 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doctor__strange, 2018-01-30 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-30 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doctor__strange, 2018-01-30 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haveadrink, 2018-01-30 01:02 pm UTC

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