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Tweak says, "A war is coming, Charles."

Pepper is (hisonething) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-06-26 20:40:00

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- network, - text, pepper potts, tony stark

Tony
- My ass is huge
- I drool in my sleep
- My halitosis is so severe dog breath smells better
- I poo

Text
>> TONY YOU HAVE GOT TO FIX THAT BITCH OF A PROGRAM!

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	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 01:33 am UTC (link)
	>> Yes. >> THAT party. >> Of course I do. >> It doesn't take much to distract you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 01:41 am UTC (link)
	> That was one party. > Out of like however many other parties where you took out the trash the next day? > So I'm 5% into guys. That was like, twice. Its not a big deal anymore. > And WHATEVER I'm marrying you so yeah, don't distract me. > I got this. Just need 5 more minutes because she's getting squirrelier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 02:02 am UTC (link)
	>> Most of that trash had implants. >> Speaking of weddings the flower samples arrived. >> Hurry up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 02:04 am UTC (link)
	> I don't call them implants. I call them enhancement implementation devices. And there's nothing wrong with upgrades. > Ok, plug pulled. Really weird tech crisis averted. > I'm uploading the default right now. > Sorry! I only do cake samples. How do you sample FLOWERS? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 02:13 am UTC (link)
	>> You look at the arrangements. >> THANK YOU! >> Now the toilet is flushing again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 02:25 am UTC (link)
	> So they brought arrangements so you can pick out arrangements? > I don't know how florists work other than 'Help, I fucked up and need roses!' > I know, I'm awesome. You're welcome. > Ha ha gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 02:31 am UTC (link)
	>> They brought sample flowers and photos of arrangements. >> Shut up. >> You will come home and help me decide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 02:35 am UTC (link)
	> Oh. That's all I can say, just oh. > Make me. > I meant make me shut up, because I'm flying back to stare blank faced at flowers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 02:43 am UTC (link)
	>> If that bitch of an AI doesn't interfere I'll make you brownies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 02:46 am UTC (link)
	> She's selectively bitchy. > You two need to kiss and make up. > Bribing me with brownies works. > Are they magic brownies? > No go if you're going to get me stoned so I sit still. I won't pass the employee drug testing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 02:52 am UTC (link)
	>> They are not funny brownies >> They will have little M&Ms in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 03:12 am UTC (link)
	> I'm only showing up for green M&Ms. > No brown ones. Blech. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 03:16 am UTC (link)
	>> Fine. >> I'll put the brown M&Ms in my bra. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 03:18 am UTC (link)
	> They melt in your mouth not in your hands. > Not so sure about the bra though? > Guess we'll find out. > ETA: 2 minutes. See you soon, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 03:21 am UTC (link)
	>> ( o )( o ) >> Don't crash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
	> Trying not to while I'm laughing my ass off. > You flashed your boobs at me. Niiiiiiiiiiice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 03:31 am UTC (link)
	>> Love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] the_iron_man 2018-06-27 03:33 am UTC (link)
	> Love you too. > That's why I'm working such late hours trying to figure out how to kill a megalomaniac grape. > Landing now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text] hisonething 2018-06-27 03:35 am UTC (link)
	>> There is brownie batter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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