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Pepper is ([info]hisonething) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2018-06-26 20:40:00

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Entry tags:- network, - text, pepper potts, tony stark

Tony
- My ass is huge
- I drool in my sleep
- My halitosis is so severe dog breath smells better
- I poo

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>> TONY YOU HAVE GOT TO FIX THAT BITCH OF A PROGRAM!


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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 12:54 am UTC (link)
Well, there's that book where everybody poops? But the rest of that is what the what. You don't do any of that stuff.

Is this why my ringtone's stuck on a looped chorus of Culture Club's Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 01:04 am UTC (link)
- I fantasize about Captain Rogers while you're asleep

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 01:08 am UTC (link)
Wow. Really? So do I.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 01:14 am UTC (link)
- My big toe is larger than the toe next to it.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 01:15 am UTC (link)
Wow, that's awesome. Tell me more.

See? I'm such a good listener.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 01:27 am UTC (link)
- I pluck my nipples

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 01:49 am UTC (link)
Wow! We're like twinsies! There's nothing worse than too much nipple hair.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 02:09 am UTC (link)
- The carpet does not match the drapes.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 02:38 am UTC (link)
Nothing wrong with that. Adds a little variety. Switch it up a bit? Now there's this whole WTF sparkle thing so...hey, when in Rome.

I'm so glad this is on a Me Only filter.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 12:56 am UTC (link)
> Oh shit not again.
> Did FrankenFriday lock you out of anything again?
> Turn the hot water cold or trigger the alarm?
> I'LL FIX IT.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 01:06 am UTC (link)
>> Yes. AGAIN!
>> I turn on the stereo and nothing but Kenny G.
>> KENNY G, TONY!

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 01:10 am UTC (link)
> Oh GOD not the Kenny G!
> I'll reset it back to default programming and that should take care of it.
> I'm just humoring FrankenFriday about the Cap thing.
> I mean, he is kinda hot though so if I was into guys it might be a thing.
> Just saying.
> Not that I would because I'm into you and you know what I mean.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 01:20 am UTC (link)
>> You ARE into guys, Tony.
>> Remember that time when I was cleaning up after a party and that young man came out?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 01:25 am UTC (link)
> That was in COLLEGE, PEPPER.
> Everyone does stuff in college and I was young and there was that one blackmail thing and it was still the most hilarious way to give Howard the finger over Christmas break.
> ...oh THAT party.
> That was fifty billion years ago. Right after you stopped buying heels from Payless.
> You still have those shoes? The red ones?
> Now I can't concentrate on the reset. YOUR FAULT.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 01:33 am UTC (link)
>> Yes.
>> THAT party.
>> Of course I do.
>> It doesn't take much to distract you.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 01:41 am UTC (link)
> That was one party.
> Out of like however many other parties where you took out the trash the next day?
> So I'm 5% into guys. That was like, twice. Its not a big deal anymore.
> And WHATEVER I'm marrying you so yeah, don't distract me.
> I got this. Just need 5 more minutes because she's getting squirrelier.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 02:02 am UTC (link)
>> Most of that trash had implants.
>> Speaking of weddings the flower samples arrived.
>> Hurry up!

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 02:04 am UTC (link)
> I don't call them implants. I call them enhancement implementation devices. And there's nothing wrong with upgrades.
> Ok, plug pulled. Really weird tech crisis averted.
> I'm uploading the default right now.
> Sorry! I only do cake samples. How do you sample FLOWERS?

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 02:13 am UTC (link)
>> You look at the arrangements.
>> THANK YOU!
>> Now the toilet is flushing again.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 02:25 am UTC (link)
> So they brought arrangements so you can pick out arrangements?
> I don't know how florists work other than 'Help, I fucked up and need roses!'
> I know, I'm awesome. You're welcome.
> Ha ha gross.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 02:31 am UTC (link)
>> They brought sample flowers and photos of arrangements.
>> Shut up.
>> You will come home and help me decide.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 02:35 am UTC (link)
> Oh. That's all I can say, just oh.
> Make me.
> I meant make me shut up, because I'm flying back to stare blank faced at flowers.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 02:43 am UTC (link)
>> If that bitch of an AI doesn't interfere I'll make you brownies.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 02:46 am UTC (link)
> She's selectively bitchy.
> You two need to kiss and make up.
> Bribing me with brownies works.
> Are they magic brownies?
> No go if you're going to get me stoned so I sit still. I won't pass the employee drug testing.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 02:52 am UTC (link)
>> They are not funny brownies
>> They will have little M&Ms in them.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 03:12 am UTC (link)
> I'm only showing up for green M&Ms.
> No brown ones. Blech.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 03:16 am UTC (link)
>> Fine.
>> I'll put the brown M&Ms in my bra.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 03:18 am UTC (link)
> They melt in your mouth not in your hands.
> Not so sure about the bra though?
> Guess we'll find out.
> ETA: 2 minutes. See you soon, honey.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 03:21 am UTC (link)
>> ( o )( o )
>> Don't crash.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
> Trying not to while I'm laughing my ass off.
> You flashed your boobs at me. Niiiiiiiiiiice.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 03:31 am UTC (link)
>> Love you.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-06-27 03:33 am UTC (link)
> Love you too.
> That's why I'm working such late hours trying to figure out how to kill a megalomaniac grape.
> Landing now.

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[info]hisonething
2018-06-27 03:35 am UTC (link)
>> There is brownie batter.

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