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Tweak says, "all that matters is what we do"

Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-26 13:53:00

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- network, christine palmer, kitty pryde, natasha romanoff, nebula, peter wisdom, tony stark

Fake Alexa keeps telling me that it's going to engage the fire alarms if I light one more cigarette. What is this building constructed out of? Fascism?

No, I'm not making nice and introducing myself. I'm lodging a complaint.

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mister_wisdom
2020-08-26 11:42 pm UTC (link)

Wrong. I think just fine of myself, and use all the kicks in the bollocks as fuel for work. And if that means I'm a miserable arse because of it, then that's my individual right. You're not writing my paychecks.

You're certainly turning it into one and sharing anyway. Seems like you've won the bad dad award regardless. Do what I did and give that knowledge a great big hug and a smooch. You and it are going to be familiar for the rest of your life, so might as well get used to it clinging on and never letting go. Along with what I imagine is far more than trillions of lives lost and then found to go along with it all. The universe has to have far more than trillions in it. Likely more of a googolplex. One, followed by writing zeroes until you get tired.

Where is your right bastard of a father these days? Apparently I know how to do lobotomies and he's due.

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blueanemone
2020-08-27 01:31 pm UTC (link)

I cannot think what I would pay you for.

So, you revel in your misery? That doesn't sound healthy.

No. You mentioned your father, I mentioned mine. In one universe, he is dead and in another, he is currently being evasive but we will find him and kill him.

A lobotomy would be an interesting option.

Once he is dead, I'll let go completely. As it is, I've let go of quite a lot already. It has been... liberating.

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	mister_wisdom 2020-08-28 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Being healthy is overrated. If you find him, let me know. I'll cheerfully join in for a pound of flesh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-08-28 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Being healthy is a choice and one I would recommend should you wish to... kick ass and provide lobotomies. I will let you know, though I warn you, he is extremely dangerous, on a galactic scale, and very difficult to harm. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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