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Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-26 13:53:00

Entry tags:

- network, christine palmer, kitty pryde, natasha romanoff, nebula, peter wisdom, tony stark

Fake Alexa keeps telling me that it's going to engage the fire alarms if I light one more cigarette. What is this building constructed out of? Fascism?

No, I'm not making nice and introducing myself. I'm lodging a complaint.

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	ohgodno 2020-08-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	As your friendly resident doctor, cigarettes are bad for you and there's something called second-hand smoke. I can happily write you a prescription for smoking cessation aids :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-08-26 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Not in my room where I'm alone there's not. There's air filtration and circulation fans. I know this because I checked them for bugs. Of the listening kind, not the flying or bitey kind. If I wanted the patch, which I've already done before, I'd go to the bloody chemist and get some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2020-08-26 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's called self-love. If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen in here? (And if you don't get the reference, I feel sad for you but also completely understand). Learn to walk down the stairs and smoke outside then. It's good exercise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mister_wisdom
2020-08-26 09:12 pm UTC (link)

Have you been talking to my sis? That sounds like the sort of hippy love rubbish she believes in. Then again, she shagged some tosser in a Union Jack mask that robbed people, so I wouldn't put it past her to turn into an evil guru.

Walking down stairs defeats the purpose of turning my lungs to cinder in the comfort of my own abode, while grumbling behind a newspaper. I'm done taking doctor advice for the time being.

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	the_iron_man 2020-08-26 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's not just an apartment building, it's a workplace. No smoking, Sparky. If you're going to do that, do it on the roof or outside somewhere. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-08-26 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh right, you're the landlord. This is a residence. Outside is drafty. If you're that worried your sprinklers won't work, then give me a fire extinguisher and we'll call it good, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-08-26 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	My wife is technically the landlord. And she's put up with far worse than you, mate so trust me, you don't want to go there. I can see from the convo with the good doctor that you're like James Bond with worse manners. Any chance you'll be willing to give a briefing before you hop over the Atlantic again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blueanemone 2020-08-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Stark. Do I have permission to make him cease being disrespectful? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-08-26 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Does anyone need permission? Hell, I've been disrepectful before, to the federal government. On camera. Anyway. I mean, don't leave blood in the carpet or rack up any assault charges on the property, and we're good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blackwidowbite 2020-08-26 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Friday's really pretty easy to get along with if you don't actively try to piss her off. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-08-26 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Too late. I'm not interested in making nice with the AI nightmare that's watching my every move and now refusing to deliver anything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackwidowbite 2020-08-26 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Bad idea cause now you're going to have to do everything the hard way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blueanemone 2020-08-26 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	You are being disrespectful to those who assisted in your rescue and have provided you with shelter. Stop it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-08-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm equal opportunity in that I'm disrespectful to everyone. If you're looking for a ray of sunshine, Petal, you're looking in the wrong place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blueanemone
2020-08-26 09:30 pm UTC (link)

'Petal'?

My name is Nebula and no, I do not expect the sun to radiate from any part of you. That is ridiculous.

You seem pleased with being so disrespectful of everyone. That must be very comforting for you.

Stark is being very patient. And so is Palmer and Romanoff. You are very fortunate to be here. Would it be too difficult to reign in your distaste for playing well with others and attempt to be a decent sentient life form for a change?

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	Christine/Nebula ohgodno 2020-08-26 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	You're my favourite right now. I just wanted you to know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Christine/Nebula blueanemone 2020-08-26 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	I am? Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	endingwars 2020-08-26 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think computers like.. care about complaints? Genuinely asking. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-08-26 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently this one cares enough to complain to me. And it understands what sod off and buggering means. Who might you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	endingwars 2020-08-27 12:03 am UTC (link)
	I guess then it's just a lot of complaints back and forth. Carol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bamshangalang 2020-08-27 05:37 am UTC (link)
	You need a drink. Or six. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-08-27 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Only if they come in buckets. You're talking my language. Peter Wisdom, at your service. Know a good place for a pint? Let's have a few. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thespiderling 2020-09-02 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, so there's three Peters now? I'm also Peter. Parker. We might need nametags. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2020-09-02 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently we're popular. Perhaps we should mark the tags with Peter P. Peter Q. Peter W. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thespiderling 2020-09-03 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	It's a good name, I guess! We used to be able to do 'tall Pete and short Pete' but this complicates things. Peter Q's the short one, if you were wondering. Definitely not me. (Reply to this) (Parent)