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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-04 17:26:00

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Entry tags:- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, ned leeds, sam wilson, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

[network post]
Pack your flip flops and grab your passports, we're going to Genosha for Thor and Jane's wedding. We finally got everyone's clearance to get in, which was like jumping through hoops of fire. Rooms and venue are all booked. We fly out tomorrow night at 5 PM. No paparazzi or media allowed. We're allowed only one photog in designated areas.

Cap's come up with a 3 part plan: Recon, Distract, Evac.

    1. Recon. We're staying for a couple days before the wedding day. We need people to poke around but not be conspicuous before the wedding and reception. See if you notice anything useful around the rehab facility. If you're asked to leave, don't fight it. Just act like your lost and looking for directions. Or like you're drunk and then you can stagger off. Use the buddy system.

    2. During the wedding reception, Distract. We need to be over the top demanding guests. Picky. Drinky. Fussy. Keep the staff busy and the focus on us.

    3. Evac.
      a. Loki: Distracting will give Wanda and Val time to get in and get Loki out. Val can use her horse to get him off the island. Wanda can addle anyone or anything to cover their tracks, until she makes it back to the reception and lets us know they made it. If things go wrong, she can give us a mental nudge to let us know.

      b. The Rest of Us: Feign ignorance about any accusations or escapees from the rehab facility. Swear you'll only give it three stars on a Yelp review because you're being harassed. Mischief is safe and we had a free party. Steal some towels if you want. Then we go home.

    Contingency Plans: Strange is on standby at the Sanctum in case of emergency.

We'll throw a real party after the newlyweds have a honeymoon.

[Private to Bruce, Darcy, Jane, & Steve]

Bad news. Pepper doesn't remember anything about being in a xerox copy universe again. Got a funny stare and a "Whatever Tony, try actually sleeping sometime" when I cracked a joke about it.

Super awkward.


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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
What would I do with a race horse?

[Tony]
I mean, technically, I guess, but not really since he spent all that time on ice.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-06 12:11 am UTC (link)
I don't know. It sounded better than offering you a belated pony since I was a deadbeat dad while you were raised by hippies.

[private]

Still old. Older than old. Don't do the thing.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-06 12:15 am UTC (link)
I don't think you count as a deadbeat since you had no idea I existed.

[Tony]
Fine. I'll behave.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-06 12:19 am UTC (link)
I feel bad for not check in afterward. Like, a lot. Of times.

[Darcy/Tony]

Well totally behaving is no fun. At least behave according to Stark family standards. Which is a hazy gray area. Just try not to tread too far to the dark side. Or Steve. Be nice but not too nice, capiche?

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Tony | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-06 12:24 am UTC (link)
According to the tabloids, Stark family standards involve public drunkenness and nudity.

It's just way too fun to mess with these guys. I almost made Bucky choke at lunch a couple weeks ago cause I asked if I could score a threesome with him and Steve. You should have seen his face.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-06 12:30 am UTC (link)
TMZ gave me a lifetime achievement award. Proud but not proud.

Ha ha ha! That's priceless! Guessing since he choked he was like NOPE to that idea.

I'm proud of my oldest daughter's troll skills.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
So what I'm hearing is #goals.

Yeah... wanna hear some gossip though?

As well you should be.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-06 03:08 am UTC (link)
If you end up on TMZ, just warn me and your press agent. That's all I ask. I need to know when to cover Morgan's eyes if you hit the TV.

You know I love gossip. Hit me.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-06 01:33 pm UTC (link)
I'll definitely give you a heads up.

Bucky and Nebula are dating.

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Re: Tony | Darcy
[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-07 12:13 am UTC (link)
Really?! I mean, I can see that. And they both have metal arms so

Wow. Mind blown. How long?

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Re: Tony | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-07 12:22 am UTC (link)
Not sure. They've gone out a few times from what I can tell.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-07 01:07 am UTC (link)
Huh. Mind still blown. But maybe it's good for them.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-07 01:09 am UTC (link)
Seems to be. I mean, I don't know her well, but he seems happy.

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Tony | Darcy
[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-07 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Had a near death experience with her on the flip side. She's no nonsense, like most galactic ex-assassins. Or hopefully ex-assassins. I didn't exactly ask if she quit.

If they're happy, good for them. Danger of a metal handed judo chop is lower.

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