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- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, ned leeds, sam wilson, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

[network post]
Pack your flip flops and grab your passports, we're going to Genosha for Thor and Jane's wedding. We finally got everyone's clearance to get in, which was like jumping through hoops of fire. Rooms and venue are all booked. We fly out tomorrow night at 5 PM. No paparazzi or media allowed. We're allowed only one photog in designated areas.

Cap's come up with a 3 part plan: Recon, Distract, Evac.

1. Recon. We're staying for a couple days before the wedding day. We need people to poke around but not be conspicuous before the wedding and reception. See if you notice anything useful around the rehab facility. If you're asked to leave, don't fight it. Just act like your lost and looking for directions. Or like you're drunk and then you can stagger off. Use the buddy system.

2. During the wedding reception, Distract. We need to be over the top demanding guests. Picky. Drinky. Fussy. Keep the staff busy and the focus on us.

3. Evac.

a. Loki: Distracting will give Wanda and Val time to get in and get Loki out. Val can use her horse to get him off the island. Wanda can addle anyone or anything to cover their tracks, until she makes it back to the reception and lets us know they made it. If things go wrong, she can give us a mental nudge to let us know.

b. The Rest of Us: Feign ignorance about any accusations or escapees from the rehab facility. Swear you'll only give it three stars on a Yelp review because you're being harassed. Mischief is safe and we had a free party. Steal some towels if you want. Then we go home.

Contingency Plans: Strange is on standby at the Sanctum in case of emergency.

We'll throw a real party after the newlyweds have a honeymoon.

[Private to Bruce, Darcy, Jane, & Steve]

Bad news. Pepper doesn't remember anything about being in a xerox copy universe again. Got a funny stare and a "Whatever Tony, try actually sleeping sometime" when I cracked a joke about it.

Super awkward.