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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-04 17:26:00

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Entry tags:- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, ned leeds, sam wilson, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

[network post]
Pack your flip flops and grab your passports, we're going to Genosha for Thor and Jane's wedding. We finally got everyone's clearance to get in, which was like jumping through hoops of fire. Rooms and venue are all booked. We fly out tomorrow night at 5 PM. No paparazzi or media allowed. We're allowed only one photog in designated areas.

Cap's come up with a 3 part plan: Recon, Distract, Evac.

    1. Recon. We're staying for a couple days before the wedding day. We need people to poke around but not be conspicuous before the wedding and reception. See if you notice anything useful around the rehab facility. If you're asked to leave, don't fight it. Just act like your lost and looking for directions. Or like you're drunk and then you can stagger off. Use the buddy system.

    2. During the wedding reception, Distract. We need to be over the top demanding guests. Picky. Drinky. Fussy. Keep the staff busy and the focus on us.

    3. Evac.
      a. Loki: Distracting will give Wanda and Val time to get in and get Loki out. Val can use her horse to get him off the island. Wanda can addle anyone or anything to cover their tracks, until she makes it back to the reception and lets us know they made it. If things go wrong, she can give us a mental nudge to let us know.

      b. The Rest of Us: Feign ignorance about any accusations or escapees from the rehab facility. Swear you'll only give it three stars on a Yelp review because you're being harassed. Mischief is safe and we had a free party. Steal some towels if you want. Then we go home.

    Contingency Plans: Strange is on standby at the Sanctum in case of emergency.

We'll throw a real party after the newlyweds have a honeymoon.

[Private to Bruce, Darcy, Jane, & Steve]

Bad news. Pepper doesn't remember anything about being in a xerox copy universe again. Got a funny stare and a "Whatever Tony, try actually sleeping sometime" when I cracked a joke about it.

Super awkward.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Seems better than a baseball cap for a wedding. Maybe you could help me pick one out.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Sure!

Is Steve more of a boobs guy or a butt guy?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:16 pm UTC (link)
In terms of what?

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:17 pm UTC (link)
What I should accentuate in my dress.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this is going to be great fun!

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:19 pm UTC (link)
It will!

Hi, I'm Darcy, by the way.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Hi! I am Shuri. A pleasure to meet someone else who knows what is going on around here.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Always. The more folks in the know, the better.

Plus you seem fun.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I like to hope I am fun. You seem fun, too!

Oh, this could be dangerous... :D

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I am most definitely fun :)

Somewhere your brother just got a massive headache and he has no idea why.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:46 pm UTC (link)
That happens from time to time. He will survive. ;)

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. Tough call. I think he'd just say something like 'but it's the person inside that counts blah blah blah.'

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Ugh so lame.

I'll go low-cut. Can't go wrong with my impressive cleavage, right?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:22 pm UTC (link)
This is your dad's post and he already hates me, so I'm not gonna answer the question.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:23 pm UTC (link)
That's fair :)

Think Fury would mind if we skipped out on the rest of the work day so we can get our wedding finery?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Probably not. It's also technically a rescue op as well. Lemme just find my hat and shades and we can go.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Good point. Shopping counts as work. I like the way you think.

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STUCKY
[info]wasacapsicle
2020-08-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Why are you encouraging her!?

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STUCKY
[info]wintry
2020-08-05 10:02 pm UTC (link)
It tickles me.

So are you two going together in a dating capacity, or what?

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[info]wasacapsicle
2020-08-05 10:05 pm UTC (link)
So glad we can be of service.

Absolutely not.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Then why was she asking about tits and asses?

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[info]wasacapsicle
2020-08-05 10:09 pm UTC (link)
She asked Tony if she could 'make out' with me as a distraction. Or suggested it. I'm not really sure anymore.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Pretty sure she wouldn't need his permission to make out with you.

She's nice though. A dance or two wouldn't hurt. It doesn't have to be a date.

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STUCKY
[info]wasacapsicle
2020-08-05 10:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm just going to pretend all of this never happened.

It wouldn't hurt, no.

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