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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-04 17:26:00

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Entry tags:- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, ned leeds, sam wilson, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

[network post]
Pack your flip flops and grab your passports, we're going to Genosha for Thor and Jane's wedding. We finally got everyone's clearance to get in, which was like jumping through hoops of fire. Rooms and venue are all booked. We fly out tomorrow night at 5 PM. No paparazzi or media allowed. We're allowed only one photog in designated areas.

Cap's come up with a 3 part plan: Recon, Distract, Evac.

    1. Recon. We're staying for a couple days before the wedding day. We need people to poke around but not be conspicuous before the wedding and reception. See if you notice anything useful around the rehab facility. If you're asked to leave, don't fight it. Just act like your lost and looking for directions. Or like you're drunk and then you can stagger off. Use the buddy system.

    2. During the wedding reception, Distract. We need to be over the top demanding guests. Picky. Drinky. Fussy. Keep the staff busy and the focus on us.

    3. Evac.
      a. Loki: Distracting will give Wanda and Val time to get in and get Loki out. Val can use her horse to get him off the island. Wanda can addle anyone or anything to cover their tracks, until she makes it back to the reception and lets us know they made it. If things go wrong, she can give us a mental nudge to let us know.

      b. The Rest of Us: Feign ignorance about any accusations or escapees from the rehab facility. Swear you'll only give it three stars on a Yelp review because you're being harassed. Mischief is safe and we had a free party. Steal some towels if you want. Then we go home.

    Contingency Plans: Strange is on standby at the Sanctum in case of emergency.

We'll throw a real party after the newlyweds have a honeymoon.

[Private to Bruce, Darcy, Jane, & Steve]

Bad news. Pepper doesn't remember anything about being in a xerox copy universe again. Got a funny stare and a "Whatever Tony, try actually sleeping sometime" when I cracked a joke about it.

Super awkward.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-05 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Understatement of the year.

I'd wear a hat but with the rest of us there, we're not gonna let them keep you. All of us in? All of us out.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:05 pm UTC (link)
One of these days I'll wear something besides a baseball cap. Maybe one of those hats with beer cans and straws already attached.

Thanks though. Glad I won't be dragged off.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)
You should get a snazzy fedora.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Seems better than a baseball cap for a wedding. Maybe you could help me pick one out.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Sure!

Is Steve more of a boobs guy or a butt guy?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:16 pm UTC (link)
In terms of what?

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:17 pm UTC (link)
What I should accentuate in my dress.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this is going to be great fun!

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:19 pm UTC (link)
It will!

Hi, I'm Darcy, by the way.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Hi! I am Shuri. A pleasure to meet someone else who knows what is going on around here.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Always. The more folks in the know, the better.

Plus you seem fun.

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(no subject) - [info]inkosazana_, 2020-08-05 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyintern, 2020-08-05 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]inkosazana_, 2020-08-05 06:46 pm UTC

[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. Tough call. I think he'd just say something like 'but it's the person inside that counts blah blah blah.'

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Ugh so lame.

I'll go low-cut. Can't go wrong with my impressive cleavage, right?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:22 pm UTC (link)
This is your dad's post and he already hates me, so I'm not gonna answer the question.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:23 pm UTC (link)
That's fair :)

Think Fury would mind if we skipped out on the rest of the work day so we can get our wedding finery?

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(no subject) - [info]wintry, 2020-08-05 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyintern, 2020-08-05 06:26 pm UTC
STUCKY
[info]wasacapsicle
2020-08-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Why are you encouraging her!?

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STUCKY
[info]wintry
2020-08-05 10:02 pm UTC (link)
It tickles me.

So are you two going together in a dating capacity, or what?

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STUCKY - [info]wasacapsicle, 2020-08-05 10:05 pm UTC
STUCKY - [info]wintry, 2020-08-05 10:07 pm UTC
STUCKY - [info]wasacapsicle, 2020-08-05 10:09 pm UTC
STUCKY - [info]wintry, 2020-08-05 10:12 pm UTC
STUCKY - [info]wasacapsicle, 2020-08-05 10:17 pm UTC

[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:14 pm UTC (link)
No hats with beer, Sargent Barnes. That is not appropriate wedding attire.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-06 03:09 am UTC (link)
Depends on the wedding venue.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-06 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Are you telling me you have worn such a hat?

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-07 12:03 am UTC (link)
Yep! In college. I was young, dumb, and

Drunk. So drunk.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-07 01:24 am UTC (link)
I will trust your assessment. I can picture it, in fact. Not something recommended for our island adventure or for such a wedding.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-09 06:27 am UTC (link)
No, don't need to be that sort of distraction. Colleges here used to do a whole toga party thing too, so it's not wedding appropriate attire.

Wow. I need to stop painting mental pictures.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-09 03:08 pm UTC (link)
You in a toga and a beer hat. You were a wild thing, Mr. Stark.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-09 09:10 pm UTC (link)
I was. But I grew up to be a mostly responsible superhero.

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(no subject) - [info]inkosazana_, 2020-08-09 09:48 pm UTC

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