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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-04 17:26:00

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Entry tags:- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, ned leeds, sam wilson, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

[network post]
Pack your flip flops and grab your passports, we're going to Genosha for Thor and Jane's wedding. We finally got everyone's clearance to get in, which was like jumping through hoops of fire. Rooms and venue are all booked. We fly out tomorrow night at 5 PM. No paparazzi or media allowed. We're allowed only one photog in designated areas.

Cap's come up with a 3 part plan: Recon, Distract, Evac.

    1. Recon. We're staying for a couple days before the wedding day. We need people to poke around but not be conspicuous before the wedding and reception. See if you notice anything useful around the rehab facility. If you're asked to leave, don't fight it. Just act like your lost and looking for directions. Or like you're drunk and then you can stagger off. Use the buddy system.

    2. During the wedding reception, Distract. We need to be over the top demanding guests. Picky. Drinky. Fussy. Keep the staff busy and the focus on us.

    3. Evac.
      a. Loki: Distracting will give Wanda and Val time to get in and get Loki out. Val can use her horse to get him off the island. Wanda can addle anyone or anything to cover their tracks, until she makes it back to the reception and lets us know they made it. If things go wrong, she can give us a mental nudge to let us know.

      b. The Rest of Us: Feign ignorance about any accusations or escapees from the rehab facility. Swear you'll only give it three stars on a Yelp review because you're being harassed. Mischief is safe and we had a free party. Steal some towels if you want. Then we go home.

    Contingency Plans: Strange is on standby at the Sanctum in case of emergency.

We'll throw a real party after the newlyweds have a honeymoon.

[Private to Bruce, Darcy, Jane, & Steve]

Bad news. Pepper doesn't remember anything about being in a xerox copy universe again. Got a funny stare and a "Whatever Tony, try actually sleeping sometime" when I cracked a joke about it.

Super awkward.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Hope not. That'd put a damper on things.

Gonna save me a dance or two?

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 01:57 pm UTC (link)
Agreed.

Or two, yes. Maybe three.

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 02:00 pm UTC (link)
I'll just make sure all my dance card punches are you. Except maybe Steve once.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 02:04 pm UTC (link)
We need cards to dance?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 02:07 pm UTC (link)
No, not really. It's just an expression. Because a long time ago women used to fill out a card with the names of the men they were gonna dance with at a ball.

But no one does that anymore. It's a practice older than I am.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Did men not do this, too?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 02:12 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so. The dance card was just a thing women wore on their wrists.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 02:13 pm UTC (link)
It sounds awkward. How could they fight if there is this thing on their wrists?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Maybe they turned it into a weapon. Most anything can be turned into one, am I right?

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 02:17 pm UTC (link)
You are correct. I am still glad they don't practice this ritual anymore.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 05:11 pm UTC (link)
*AHEM*

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 05:29 pm UTC (link)
And Darcy.

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Good :)

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Did you ever have to wear a dance card?

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:06 pm UTC (link)
No, that's super old, like Bucky and Steve.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I see.

What do you wear a wedding on Terra?

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:25 pm UTC (link)
For this sort of thing? A fancy dress.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 06:26 pm UTC (link)
What is considered 'fancy'?

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Usually floor length. Sometimes involving sparkles.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 06:37 pm UTC (link)
This is an island, correct? And it will be warm. Will you be wearing something with sparkles?

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[info]snarkyintern
2020-08-05 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Yes, it's an island. And yeah, I guess it will be warm outside. But I think we'll be inside? So probably AC. At least for the wedding part.

I don't know yet. I have to pick something.

But here's a picture of me on New Year's Eve if that helps give you an idea.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 07:01 pm UTC (link)
That is a beautiful dress. It suits you.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:11 pm UTC (link)
What, no dance for me?

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[info]wintry
2020-08-05 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Of course, sorry - I'd be honored to dance with you. I'm more popular than I thought I'd be.

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[info]inkosazana_
2020-08-05 06:16 pm UTC (link)
You are a handsome, single male who is also quite smart. Why wouldn't you be popular?

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