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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-04 17:26:00

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Entry tags:- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, ned leeds, sam wilson, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

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Pack your flip flops and grab your passports, we're going to Genosha for Thor and Jane's wedding. We finally got everyone's clearance to get in, which was like jumping through hoops of fire. Rooms and venue are all booked. We fly out tomorrow night at 5 PM. No paparazzi or media allowed. We're allowed only one photog in designated areas.

Cap's come up with a 3 part plan: Recon, Distract, Evac.

    1. Recon. We're staying for a couple days before the wedding day. We need people to poke around but not be conspicuous before the wedding and reception. See if you notice anything useful around the rehab facility. If you're asked to leave, don't fight it. Just act like your lost and looking for directions. Or like you're drunk and then you can stagger off. Use the buddy system.

    2. During the wedding reception, Distract. We need to be over the top demanding guests. Picky. Drinky. Fussy. Keep the staff busy and the focus on us.

    3. Evac.
      a. Loki: Distracting will give Wanda and Val time to get in and get Loki out. Val can use her horse to get him off the island. Wanda can addle anyone or anything to cover their tracks, until she makes it back to the reception and lets us know they made it. If things go wrong, she can give us a mental nudge to let us know.

      b. The Rest of Us: Feign ignorance about any accusations or escapees from the rehab facility. Swear you'll only give it three stars on a Yelp review because you're being harassed. Mischief is safe and we had a free party. Steal some towels if you want. Then we go home.

    Contingency Plans: Strange is on standby at the Sanctum in case of emergency.

We'll throw a real party after the newlyweds have a honeymoon.

[Private to Bruce, Darcy, Jane, & Steve]

Bad news. Pepper doesn't remember anything about being in a xerox copy universe again. Got a funny stare and a "Whatever Tony, try actually sleeping sometime" when I cracked a joke about it.

Super awkward.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-05 04:24 am UTC (link)
Sandles for your feet, Blue. It's what a lot of people wear when they go to the beach.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 01:47 pm UTC (link)
What. Is. That.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-05 05:55 pm UTC (link)
It's from a song called "I'm On A Boat."

Ask Friday to set you up with beach gear and a dress for the wedding. She can scan your size and get everything sent up to you.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I will try to... unsee that as soon as possible.

I will consult with Friday.

The children will not be attending, correct?

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-05 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Just want to let you know. I sing that song while I'm on one of my boats.

Spider-man and friends are because they're smart and Peter can handle things. But anyone under the age of 16? Nope. Morgan's staying home with Happy and Aunt May. So are Wanda's boys.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I will not hold that against you.

That is very wise. I wasn't counting... Spider-man and Friends as children, though perhaps they are in some cultures.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-05 11:27 pm UTC (link)
You shouldn't. I can actually carry a tune.

Nah, they're what we call teenagers. Well, adults now. In some countries, they can drink. Shudder.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-05 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I don't understand why you'd have to carry a tune in anything. Don't you use you phone to store your music?

Will they be able to drink at the wedding?

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-05 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Sure. But carry a tune means you can sing. Ever try singing, Neb?

I'm not sure what the legal drinking age is there, but I think there's enough of us to make sure they don't get shitfaced.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-06 12:14 pm UTC (link)
No.

I doubt we will need to intervene.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-07 12:01 am UTC (link)
Nah, they'll be ok. They're good.

Just so ya know, singing's a great way to blow off steam. Turn the music up loud and sing like you don't think anyone's listening. Usually done in the car with the windows up. If you want to rock some socks off, roll them down.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
I may try it, at some point. Perhaps.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-08-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
I'll drive. We'll sing in the car.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-08-09 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Really.

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