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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-07-15 15:00:00

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- network, bruce banner, carol danvers, jane foster, natasha romanoff, thor odinson, tony stark, valkyrie

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Finally, some good news.

Because of those legal statements from our resident Asgardians and Jane, lawyers were able to broker an agreement.

The Feds want to settle for ten million in restitution and some community service from Thor, if he's ok with that. Mostly social appearances. You know. Say hi. Smile, wave, refuse to promote anyone else's political or military agenda. Go home. EZPZ.

Jane, if you accept, it means all of your assets won't be frozen anymore. Asgard won't be considered terrorist sympathizers either. Which we all know was b.s. and a total knee-jerk reaction anyway.

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	[private] the_iron_man 2020-07-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
	It's downstairs on floor 24. Everyone's living on floor 37 right now. Hit the private elevator and get down with your bad ass self. That's a good idea! I could teach them how to cook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] wontlikemeangry 2020-07-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh, right. You can tell how much I pay attention. [...] do you think Pepper would be okay with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2020-07-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
	It's a big building. I get lost sometimes and Friday tells me when I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Does Pepper need to know? I vote no. Besides, I know how to BBQ like a bad ass. I already offered to take Carol to the upstate HQ so we could flame broil stuff. Using our fists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] wontlikemeangry 2020-07-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I usually just tell her where I'm going and... then I'm there. Maybe I rely on technology too much. That... sounds dangerous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2020-07-17 12:59 am UTC (link)
	That's what I do too. It works! So don't ever say such a sacrilegious thing ever again. Nah. I built fire extinguishers into the suit. We're good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] wontlikemeangry 2020-07-17 01:01 am UTC (link)
	We're screwed if there's ever a blackout. That does not inspire confidence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2020-07-17 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Nope! We've got underground shielded backup power. This building has more than one arc reactor, so we're totally off the grid. I cover bases. That includes if I start any fires. 👍 (Reply to this) (Parent)

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