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Tweak says, "Happy Birthday!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-01-03 19:20:00

Entry tags:

- private, bruce banner, pepper potts, rhodey, tony stark

Private Messages
[to Pepper]

No pressure but there's like 8,011 things I need to talk to you about.

Want to do that over a late romantic dinner, after the kiddo goes to bed? I can order something and I'll make sure Morgan's fed too.

FYI, so you know, I dropped by that taco truck over on King and Hudson on the way home. Don't worry. Kept it light. Stopped at one taco soaked in hot sauce.

Are we out of Tums?

[to Rhodey]

So yeah, I told her. That night, like you told me to. I think I did ok.

She didn't cringe or scream that I was a massive dick or anything. That's generally a good sign. Right?

[to Bruce]

I did the thing. She knows. Thanks for talking to me too. I got Rhodey and Sam on the training stuff. Nat's going to give people covert ops pointers and doing more liaison things between here and SHIELD. Little Peter and Nat are going to help work on finding the eScape hacker.

Not sure what Big Peter's doing. I need to go poke that guy with a stick and make sure he didn't die of space herpes.

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	Tony & Rhodey the_iron_man 2020-01-13 05:28 am UTC (link)
	What if she doesn't want to go with the class clown anymore. I'm joking, I know she does. I got that title in the yearbook, fair and square. Don't be jelly. True. It beats the alternative. If anything's wrong with Pep, like really seriously wrong and not just the usual irritation about me being me, then you'll let me know? Right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony & Rhodey themachineroxx 2020-01-15 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I am not jealous of being the class clown. I just don't like it when you make fun of my stories. And--I won't break any promises to Pepper if she makes me make them but if she's got a real problem I'm going to push both of you to talk about it. I want you both to be happy and well together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tony & Rhodey

the_iron_man
2020-01-15 08:22 pm UTC (link)

You don't like it when I open my mouth, period. That's why we're friends. Because you say it when I verbally spray it.

Well sure, but I mean if she's feeling sick or something because of stress. Not that she'd be telling you any super shady secrets or if she's having an affair.

But if she tells you super shady secrets or is having an affair, I want to know. Just sayin'. I got dibs on you since I've known you longest.

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	Tony & Rhodey themachineroxx 2020-01-20 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Tony, she is not having an affair. If she's stressing herself sick, I'm going to tell her to go to the doctor. And besides, Morgan is going to be the one to tell you if she's having problems, not me. Don't joke about that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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