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Tweak says, "Cuddy is a man."

Darcy Lewis (snarkyintern) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-01-01 11:34:00

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- network, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, jane foster, loki laufeyson, pepper potts, talos, tony stark

Happy New Year! Hope you all had a great time at the party.

[Filter to Jane]
We need to talk. STAT. Something crazy happened.

[Filter to Pepper]
So... what do you say we skip the whole evil stepmom shtick and go out for mimosas this weekend?

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	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 12:05 am UTC (link)
	I am great, it's true. You know, I haven't even bothered to look them up since coming to this wacky universe. I guess I should. But, yeah, don't worry, I will do my best to avoid that for all of our sakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 12:22 am UTC (link)
	It's ok. So am I. ~~Some of the time.~~ Might be a good idea? Need help or are you gonna use your SHIELD connections? If you slip up, it's ok. It wouldn't be too far out there considering it's in the genetic code. Thumb your nose at the world, frame your first time, and hang it on the wall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 01:22 am UTC (link)
	I should be able to find them on my own. Well, I did tell Jane that we probably shouldn't tell Thor just yet cause as much as I love the big lug, he does not have an inside voice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Hey, you said hippies and sometimes they roam around, doing hippy things. I don't know. You do your thing though, and whatever you need to. Probably a good idea. Thor's volume is permanently cranked up to 11. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 01:49 am UTC (link)
	No kidding. I'm assuming Bruce knows. Anyone else? Or is there anyone that definitely shouldn't know yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Bruce, you, me, and Pepper. Morgan, obviously. Rhodey knows because he gave me the angry mom talk to go talk to you on New Years Eve. Besties knowing is fine, like Jane, but I was hoping to issue an official press release. When you're ready! Talking to your mom needs to happen first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I told a few other people but no one who will go blabbing. No rush on the press release thing. I know you've got plenty on your plate already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2020-01-04 02:17 am UTC (link)

It's your choice to tell who you want to and whoever you feel comf telling.

I know, but it's basically just telling legal and P.R. to get started on it, and they'll have about a couple weeks of getting everything finalized and making us sign stuff.

I'll get started on the press release only if you're ok with it. It's going to be a lot of legal crap, and you'll be the planet's most popular heiress afterward. You're going to have to be careful about being held for ransom and stuff.

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	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 02:18 am UTC (link)
	[...] oh. I didn't even think of that. The getting money part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2020-01-04 02:28 am UTC (link)

Yeah, that's a thing.

Pep used to say I had more money than was healthy and you know? She was probably right. You're going to be independently wealthy for the rest of your life. You can go crazy a little, everyone does, but I'm going to go light dad mode and tell you to be wary about diving headfirst into the deep end from the party yacht. It's a nasty place to wake up from.

Don't worry though. We've got some of the world's best accountants working for S.I. They can give you advice and help juggle that stock option stuff if you want and when you're ready for it.

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	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Is it weird that this part freaks me out a little more than the whole Dad thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Nope, not one bit. It's a lot to deal with all on its own. Just give it a day or two to percolate, or we can talk about it when you stop by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I should just go bang an alien or six so you'll disown me and I don't have to deal with any of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 03:45 am UTC (link)
	WHY? Would I do that. Is what I'd say if that ever happened. Seriously, if you like aliens? Just be safe and make the boys use a space condom. And don't tell me since that whole space place is like gasoline being dumped on a nightmare bonfire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	They might not be boys. And this whole being a Stark thing sounds really complicated. Do we really have to do all the legal stuff? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2020-01-04 09:11 pm UTC (link)

Hey, that's all good. I was equal opportunity back when I was an underage college student. If they had two legs and breathed, I flirted.

We don't have to talk about it now or even do it this month. I know you're going through a lot just knowing.

Buuuuuut, before me and Pep get too old and gray, you'll probably want that legal stuff done and over with. One less thing to worry about in the long run.

I'll back out of the advice corner and see you when you stop by, ok?

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	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Nice. So what exactly do you and Bruce get up to in the lab? And fine. I just... I don't care about that stuff, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2020-01-04 09:39 pm UTC (link)

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. 😘

It's ok if you don't, and you can shrug it all off even after the i's are dotted and the t's crossed. But if something happens to me and-or Pep, I'd like to make sure that you and Morgan are going to be ok. Peter too.

Not that I expect it to! Just-in-case scenario. ~~Also because I'm getting old and arthritic. My desk drawers are full of hot and cold packs.~~

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	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Duh, that's why I asked you, not Bruce :P Peter? Please tell me you mean Parker not Quill. I don't want to suddenly find myself in a VC Andrews novel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! Ask him again while I'm around. I want to see him drop stuff. Parker, not Quill and WHAT? You and Quill? Wow. You are a space invader. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'll have to make sure Bobbi's there too. Hey! Wanda's not from space! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, please. I approve. She needs hugs and love like the rest of us. And help juggling dem babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private snarkyintern 2020-01-04 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	And don't worry. I have no intention of making you a grandpa anytime soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2020-01-04 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! Thanks! I'd be a kick ass grandpa though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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