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Christine is thinking unflattering thoughts (ohgodno) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-12-11 13:36:00

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- network, christine palmer, hope van dyne, jane foster, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff, rhodey, stephen strange, tony stark

Alright all you beautiful people -- let's hope that the world has stopped spinning and we can finally relaxed.

Oh wait, the world has to keep spinning for us to live ..but you know what I mean!

Been chatting with Darcy, and in deference to her amazing NYE gala, I'm going to do an after Christmas thing because lord knows I'm going to need normal people after spending it with my parents. Ew.

Boxing day! It'll be a quiet affair, with loads of water, hair of the dog (beer and wine, ain't getting fancier than that!), pizza and other fried foods and will be hosted at the Tower because I don't have that kind of living room space.

Also, thought it would be fun to do a Secret Santa ... or Satan, if you're into that kind of thing. Who's in?? Actually, even if you don't say anything, chances are I'll assign you to something ANYWAYS.

So stoked!

<3

So whoever is going to be stuck with me, just wanted to let you know I'm a size small in sweats, (okay fine, my butt is a medium), candy is always welcome and money absolutely appreciated. Also, I'm all about the most random thing you can possibly think of that would make you go 'who needs this??' The answer is me. Always.

<3

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ohgodno
2019-12-14 01:08 am UTC (link)

True enough. Now excuse me while I slip on my uggs and get a PSL.

[private]

Well. Now that shut that down. Thanks, Stephen. Here I thought you might actually teleport over tonight but now we're having this conversation.

Although, I could spin it as aw, someone realizes i mean something to you that isn't you. ❤ And for the record, he started talking to me and i was just being my polite, amazing, self.

He wants to do Secret Santa. I can't say no to that. It's SANTA.

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doctor__strange
2019-12-14 01:36 am UTC (link)

Pumpkin Spice Lattes taste like those scented aerosol sprays you used once in my apartment. It also left speck marks on the glass display cases.

[private]

If you wanted to see me, you could have come to the Sanctum. Or mentioned it.

You're definitely spinning something. I suspect you're going to ignore everything I've told you, because Loki wants in on Secret Santa. So that makes him somehow ok.

If it ever goes wrong somehow, I'm going to tell you "I told you so."

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ohgodno
2019-12-14 01:47 am UTC (link)

Well how was supposed to know they weren't magical and dust proof?

[private]

Oh we're being direct now? That's a new look. Besides, you're the one that's always busy. Easier for me to go with your schedule. I'm free, just on call.

Okay there, Grinch.

And don't you already say I told you so at every opportunity? When I open my bills, when I haven't slept in days, when you cum.... or is that just with me ;)

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doctor__strange
2019-12-14 02:20 am UTC (link)

Because they weren't at that point in time. It was a while ago. You ruined pumpkin lattes for me.

[private]

No. But I do like the way you look spooked, while waiting me to portal or float down to you.

We're both on call. Always. While the banter is part of the fun, being direct helps navigate through busy schedules.

You'll notice that I didn't sign up for Secret Santa, too. That's because my heart hasn't grown three sizes bigger yet.

It's not only you. If it needs said, I'll say it. But I only say it to you at that one pivotal moment, because you clench tighter from irritation.

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	ohgodno 2019-12-14 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Awww, muffin. [private] Okay, well that's true. The portals still weird me out and your fridge is really not user friendly. Come here? My place is actually clean AND I just washed my bed sheets. I'm such an adult. You're not in Secret Santa because you're going to help me organize anyways. And you always know what to say. So hot. Come over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctor__strange 2019-12-14 04:36 am UTC (link)
	That's right. Poor me. [private] I knew it. Fine. Since talking about how you washed your sheets is so sexy, I'll come over for a couple hours. I can't help myself when you talk about adulting. Waiting on Wong. He's supposed to bring some durian exploding chicken nuggets to try. I'll bring them over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private ohgodno 2019-12-14 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Oooh a couple of hours. Well. Don't I feel special now? Just for that, I'm falling asleep on top of you and if you even think about levitating me, you'll get such a sleepy stinky eye... Um. That's food? ...huh. Okay. Sure. Why not. Tell wong to bring extra. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private doctor__strange 2019-12-14 05:02 am UTC (link)
	You wouldn't know if you fell asleep. Supposedly. It smells like a chronic case of bacterially infected tinea pedis, but tastes amazing. I'll tell him. You might want a margarita to fight any aftertaste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private ohgodno 2019-12-14 05:47 am UTC (link)
	I'd know when I woke up. Just stay, asshole. And lovely. Well, we all know doctors have copious amounts of vapor rub so bring it on. I won't be smelling it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private doctor__strange 2019-12-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
	You know I can't stay the entire night. Good idea. That old Vicks trick is great when dealing with festering wounds. I've made it through stinky tofu, but for durian I might need it. See you soon, Christine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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