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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. (thehoffs_twin) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-08-25 16:30:00

Entry tags:

- network, bobbi morse, darcy lewis, peter quill, wanda maximoff

Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark

I can dig it. I don't know how this happened, and I don't know if I wanna know but now I'm suddenly attracting single moms and we all know they put out, soooooo..

Player shark....

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	witchiest 2019-08-29 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	I guarantee I will not get there. You make that very easy to promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2019-08-29 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Now I think I might be hurt and will need ice cream at 3 am. Being all knocked up, does that mean you want ice cream all the time?? (also, congrats by the way) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchiest 2019-08-29 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	I also coincidentally will want ice cream at 3 am. But yes, it does. Very specific kinds too. And I like drinking pickle juice from the jar (and thank you). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2019-08-29 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	So don't forget to text me, crazy girl!!! I heard that drinking pickle juice is like ...mosquito repellent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchiest 2019-08-29 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Can I just plan to come over at 3 am? I will bring plenty of sundae necessities. Is it? Well, I guess not even the mosquitoes will want me, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2019-08-29 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Duh! [private] Oh shit, that reminds me -- I have a key for you. Anytime you don't want to be alone, just come over. We have extra rooms anyways. I know what it's like to be left behind ... just fucking come, okay? Don't argue this either. And that's bullshit -- you're totally want-able. This stupid fucking universe is what's to blame, not you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private witchiest 2019-08-29 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Peter. You are much sweeter than your outward misogyny suggests, I know this. But I won't tell anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private thehoffs_twin 2019-08-29 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm also sexist. And thanks. I have a rep to uphold. Besides, no one would believe you anyways so there! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private witchiest 2019-08-29 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	No, they would not. But you are a good friend. So good of a friend you will help me change diapers when the time comes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private thehoffs_twin 2019-08-29 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Mi casa es su casa. I will change diapers if you tell me what the hell to do. Can't smell worse than living in a ship with Drax. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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