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Tweak says, "I see no difference."

Steve Rogers is (_shieldless_) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-07-15 11:30:00

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- network, natasha romanoff, sam wilson, scott lang, sif, steve rogers, thor odinson, tony stark, vision, wanda maximoff

I guess it's about time I let everyone in on this. The night of July 4th, Peggy Carter agreed to become my wife.

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	the_iron_man 2019-07-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! [private] Really. I mean it. If you need some strings pulled for a location or churchy whatever stuff, let me know. Ok? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-15 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	We haven't really talked about any of that yet, but I'll let you know as soon as I do. I'll probably need someone to hand me paperbags to breathe into at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-15 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Pepper keeps those stocked in a drawer in my lab office. And the filing cabinet. And the kitchen. We're keeping the paper bag companies afloat. You know, you'll probably want one of those wedding planners. Even if it's not meant to be a big blowout. It can help since they arrange flowers and cakes and nice shit like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Stony

the_iron_man
2019-07-15 11:03 pm UTC (link)

I know, I know. LANGUAGE.

I meant, if you want that stuff. Pep has expensive tastes so we had the nice s**t, but no fancy cheeseburgers like I tried to have on the menu but she said no since I eat that all of the time. If you want something smaller, there's always running away to Vegas which is more 50's-ish than 40's-ish, or wedding planners can do a smaller ceremony with like glass canning jars with lights in them or something?

I don't know. They show a lot of pictures. I just wanted to know why anyone wanted jars hung up with lights in them. Does it stop bugs? Is there a window open? Do you put fruit in them later?

BTW, if you ask those questions, your wedding planner stares at you funny.

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	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-16 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	~~wow~~ Ok. I'll let you know if we need a planner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-20 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Ours did 'small scale intimate unions' but to me that just sounds like someone's going to show up with a camera crew and a fluffer. I barely got the word 'fluff' out of my mouth before Pepper put her hand over it. Here's that wedding planner's number if you need it: [phone number] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-20 03:36 am UTC (link)
	~~I really don't want to know what a fluffer is.~~ Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-20 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Hey, no problem! I'll even tell you what a fluffer is sometime, because I'm pretty sure you don't know. Or you'll look on the internet and throw up in your mouth a little bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-20 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	I think I can go the rest of my life not knowing what a fluffer is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Let's just face it, I'm going to blurt it out in the middle of a mission. When you and I least expect it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Try for some restraint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Aim and a miss. I cut down on the number of f-bombs I was dropping, so I deserve a medal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I will always keep trying to help you better yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
	No need. I'm already the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 01:05 am UTC (link)
	But the best at what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
	What would Pepper say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 01:12 am UTC (link)
	That she knows when I put my mind to anything, I'm going to make it work. That's what. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 01:15 am UTC (link)
	You put your mind to lifting Thor's hammer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Broken. Try again. What are you getting at anyway? Are you saying you don't believe that I can't accomplish anything I put my mind to, since hi, TIME TRAVEL EQUATIONS? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 01:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm just uh....what is it....flipping your balls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Wiping screen off first. Coffee happened. Ok. It's busting your balls. I mean, you can flip them but that might be considered fluffing to try to help keep things perky on camera. I told you that'd come back again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony _shieldless_ 2019-07-21 01:35 am UTC (link)
	oh my god (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stony the_iron_man 2019-07-21 01:37 am UTC (link)
	And now you know. And (Reply to this) (Parent)

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