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Tweak says, "OOOOOO....SHINEY"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-05-22 00:19:00

Entry tags:

- network, - spoiler, carol danvers, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nick fury, peter parker, peter quill, scott lang, steve rogers, tony stark, wanda maximoff

Major Spoiler

Guess who died? This guy.

Well, over there I died. Over here? Dodged that bullet. ~~Now I need to not disappear here. Yeah. No pressure.~~

So that everyone acknowledges the great big red and gold elephant in the room, I'm gonna smack down that hunka awkward right here in the open. Give Bruce the kudos, since the Professor fried his arm snapping everyone back. I'm the Thanos duster. That said, I'm gonna announce that Pep and I are about to have a huge ass wedding and reception on June 1st. Everyone and their grandma is invited, including all of you new arrivals. I'm been watching Youtube and scribbling down some vows this week. Should I go with the 80's Power Ballad or should I do The Classic Wedding Vows?

I'm on the fence. One's got an obligatory keyboard intro while a 80's hot chick is dry humping the hood of a car, and then there's that leather pants guitar solo. Everyone's overdosed on Aqua Net. That's a whole vibe going on right there.

The other has a motorcycle sailing through a stained glass window and exploding kitchen stuff. I've blown up a few kitchen appliances before. Sure, it's a little ball and chainy, but everyone knows that song. It'd be an interactive sing along. You know what? I can sing it too.

Maybe I need a karaoke machine up there.

Decisions are hard.

[private to Steve]

I know we talked about this before, but I'm shoulder tapping Loki to do the remodel of the tower. Got it all mocked up and I think we can get it done really fast. I'll oversee the security systems and wiring everything in. After crunching numbers, it's the fastest way to get the job done and I'm throwing the guy a big bone of redemption here.

[private to Loki]

Hi. You wrecked my other tower. I'd like you to do a tower remodel like you did at the warehouse and scoot some things around. I got a outline. You do it? We'll call it all even-steven.

Wedding invite includes you, but we both know that might get sticky with Clint and Coulson. I don't think they know you were cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs either. If anyone pitches a bitch at the wedding or reception, I'm pretty sure Pep will go 80 feet tall fire-breathing Bridezilla all over their ass. Rule #1: Don't piss off Pep. She's killed bad guys less likable than you. Friendly word of advice? Stick close to Thor and Val, and try to impersonate someone who isn't Cap. It's funny. But if you tell anyone I said that, I'm gonna deny it.

[private to Peter Parker]

Your aunt called. Said you're huddled up in your room looking like someone kicked your puppy, and I think I know why. I'm gonna fly over if that's ok.

[private to Nat]

We're gonna need more dim sum.

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	[private] the_iron_man 2019-05-27 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. Here's hoping I'm around when she's six. Ouch. Yeah, that's an understatement. Still not using a bow I bet. Unless he's retrained. If you need some of his gear, new or old, it's in storage. You've got clearance. I don't know if he'll want it, since it has my cooties all over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] blackwidowbite 2019-05-27 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find a way to make sure that happens I have no doubt. I haven't heard him mention it, but he's not really talking to me. He has to come to it on his own. I don't think forcing it on him would end well. Don't take that too much to heart. He's not thinking clearly. Too much emotion and grief clouding his mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2019-05-27 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Aww. I love you too, Team Mom. I know. I don't exactly help either. I'm like the worst camp counselor ever. I hope he's able to come out the other side of this ok. Be careful on that mission. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] blackwidowbite 2019-05-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, someone's gotta do it since you and Steve are off being men of action. Different strokes for different folks. You two just clashed at the wrong moment. If he was more himself, things wouldn't have gone that way. I hope so too. I keep trying to figure out how to reach him and keep coming up blank. You know me, I'm always careful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2019-05-27 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Please. Steve's Team Dad. I'm like that troubled teen that's scraping by, giving you both gray hair. Hard to say. There was still some grudge from the whole Raft thing, so of course me being defensive is on auto-pilot. Anyway, yeah, you'll be careful. You'll get the job done too. Take these with you: 👍👍 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] blackwidowbite 2019-05-27 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	If we could only bottle that Disappointment Face, we'd be able to get anyone to do whatever we wanted. And make millions of dollars. You two will work it out when things are less...raw. How we get to that point is up in the air. I'll be sure to employ those to good use with the Yakuza. They won't know what hit them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2019-05-27 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	We'd need to put a potency warning on the bottle. Other than that, we'd be in the money. The only thing I like raw is my sushi. Speaking of sushi, you're getting the real deal. Don't forget to tell the Yakuza one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war or else it won't count when you hit them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] blackwidowbite 2019-05-27 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	We'd also have to have dilution instructions. No need to waste the full Disappointment Face when only an 1/8 or less will do. I plan to make excursions whenever the opportunity arises. They'll be pleased to be introduced to such an staple of cover ops tactics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2019-05-28 04:56 am UTC (link)
	A drop will do ya. That's all it needs to say. No more than one spritz, anything else is overboard. Also? Bet you could beat 'em with one pinkie finger. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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