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Tweak says, "Brian Kinney"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-05-22 00:19:00

Entry tags:

- network, - spoiler, carol danvers, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nick fury, peter parker, peter quill, scott lang, steve rogers, tony stark, wanda maximoff

Major Spoiler

Guess who died? This guy.

Well, over there I died. Over here? Dodged that bullet. ~~Now I need to not disappear here. Yeah. No pressure.~~

So that everyone acknowledges the great big red and gold elephant in the room, I'm gonna smack down that hunka awkward right here in the open. Give Bruce the kudos, since the Professor fried his arm snapping everyone back. I'm the Thanos duster. That said, I'm gonna announce that Pep and I are about to have a huge ass wedding and reception on June 1st. Everyone and their grandma is invited, including all of you new arrivals. I'm been watching Youtube and scribbling down some vows this week. Should I go with the 80's Power Ballad or should I do The Classic Wedding Vows?

I'm on the fence. One's got an obligatory keyboard intro while a 80's hot chick is dry humping the hood of a car, and then there's that leather pants guitar solo. Everyone's overdosed on Aqua Net. That's a whole vibe going on right there.

The other has a motorcycle sailing through a stained glass window and exploding kitchen stuff. I've blown up a few kitchen appliances before. Sure, it's a little ball and chainy, but everyone knows that song. It'd be an interactive sing along. You know what? I can sing it too.

Maybe I need a karaoke machine up there.

Decisions are hard.

[private to Steve]

I know we talked about this before, but I'm shoulder tapping Loki to do the remodel of the tower. Got it all mocked up and I think we can get it done really fast. I'll oversee the security systems and wiring everything in. After crunching numbers, it's the fastest way to get the job done and I'm throwing the guy a big bone of redemption here.

[private to Loki]

Hi. You wrecked my other tower. I'd like you to do a tower remodel like you did at the warehouse and scoot some things around. I got a outline. You do it? We'll call it all even-steven.

Wedding invite includes you, but we both know that might get sticky with Clint and Coulson. I don't think they know you were cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs either. If anyone pitches a bitch at the wedding or reception, I'm pretty sure Pep will go 80 feet tall fire-breathing Bridezilla all over their ass. Rule #1: Don't piss off Pep. She's killed bad guys less likable than you. Friendly word of advice? Stick close to Thor and Val, and try to impersonate someone who isn't Cap. It's funny. But if you tell anyone I said that, I'm gonna deny it.

[private to Peter Parker]

Your aunt called. Said you're huddled up in your room looking like someone kicked your puppy, and I think I know why. I'm gonna fly over if that's ok.

[private to Nat]

We're gonna need more dim sum.

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the_iron_man
2019-05-23 12:27 am UTC (link)

Nope! Let's avoid that crap. Too much stuff to invent and tinker with. No time for dirt naps.

You know what? Yeah. I think we should do that. Because seeing my dad way back right before I was born made me realize how fast shit changes. Especially in Dad Land. Talking about it helps.

I tried talking to Bruce but he's not that kind of doctor, and he kept falling asleep.

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	private punches 2019-05-23 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Bruce is great, but I talked down a space rock from a temper tantrum. I got you, fam. Maybe over Chinese food? I'm also impressed you saw your dad before you were born. Did you see mine? Did he have 70s hair? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2019-05-23 12:39 am UTC (link)

I think that rock likes the ladies. I sort of get that "eh ok" vibe from it when I talk to it - by the way I talked to it so it doesn't flip its shit again - but it has the soft and smushies for you.

I think Steve talked to your dad over the phone. I think I got a glimpse, maybe? Everyone was young. It was so Twilight Zone.

Chinese is good. We should do lunch soon. Maybe right before the wedding.

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	private punches 2019-05-23 12:44 am UTC (link)
	That's...weirdly sweet. I should go visit sometime, say hi. My brain broke trying to imagine this Twilight Zone, but yeah. Chinese it is. We'll make sure we have a good lunch and crab rangoons before you get hitched. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private the_iron_man 2019-05-23 07:30 am UTC (link)
	It'd probably like that. I put it on a nice velvet pillow. It seems pretty happy with its posh pad in the ultra high security death trap I locked it into. There's an overhead intercom though. Friday's been playing the same stuff for the stone that the baby's been listening to: calming ocean waves. Oh god, yes please. I haven't had crab rangoons in forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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