From the Isle to Auradon

I would have mentioned this sooner, but many of you were acting like children, so it didn't seem like the best time.

I've moved into a cabin. It was a placed I owned in Sokovia and it seems that Auradon decided I needed it here, because Nebula found it not far from where the Starks live. If you are looking for me, that is where I will be.

If any of you wish to see it, I would welcome company.

I've been here a few days, and can see there's so much more still to explore. But, should probably say hi. So, hi. I'm Jaina.

My brother told me I was here before. But, I don't remember that. So, sorry. But, I'm sure if we were friends before, we can be friends now.

I don't suppose there's anything to fly around here? Or should I just find a job as a mechanic?

[Jedi]

I know you all can probably sense my presence. So, I guess I should just get this over with and introduce myself now. Jacen filled me in on who's here, anyway.

This place got a magical cure for adamantium going bad? See? I told you'd I ask around.

Hey. Feeling old yet?

Yeah...this seems about right. Worst headache in a while, but I feel I've been here before.

...

[encrypted message to natasha & tony]

Going out on a limb here, but you are here, right? This isn't some weird dream. Gonna feel real dumb when you don't answer.

I think we all need a pizza making night tonight.

Nat, wine?

I AM BORROWING THE LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A PRESENTATION TO PREPARE FOR.

...oh and we are out of the cola drink again.

On the normalcy scale for places I've lived, Auradon falls in the middle. It's not as normal-seeming as Storybrooke was (think quiet small town where nothing ever seemed to happen until one kid went looking for his birth mom). It's not as magically intense as the Enchanted Forest, either, despite tribbles, talking cats, and whatever happened yesterday. At least we're not dealing with curses.

To lean it towards the more normal side, I need a job. is anyone hiring? I was a waitress before, but I'm a quick study and open to new experiences.

[Private to Hayley and Hope]
I hope you don't mind me reaching out. A friend mentioned you, and there was no one else in the contacts by your names.

As long as I have my cape with me, I won't be affected by the full moon in two nights. However, I want to learn control without it, and I was wondering if one or both of you wouldn't mind teaching me how to keep the wolf at bay.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess I'm not in Atlantis anymore.

Kriff. I guess at least I haven't seen any creepy holos asking me to stay and fight a war, which is honestly a step up, but I bet you don't play quidditch here, either.

I really need to stop flying straight into other dimensions

Mom? I can sense you're

I'm Jaina Solo. What are the chances there are people who know me here?

Tony.

You better be here and you better have our daughter with you. I can't
This is insane

[filtered: tony stark]

I'm not sure where to start.

I guess I should just get straight to it. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry for the part I played in this whole thing. I still struggle with the fact that I believe that there was a right and a wrong, but what I'm getting at is that it never should have gotten to that point. You were are one of my closest friends. Nat said that we figure this out in the future. That we can move past it. So here I am, apologizing and hoping you can forgive me for carrying this on here, where for you it was something of the past.

[filtered: natasha romanoff]

I'm reaching out to Tony. I'm sorry I put you in the middle of this. Michelle told me what happened. Not that that's why I'm doing this now, but it did give me the last push I needed.

ooc: let's all pretend I posted this forever ago soon after MJ contacted him! Sorry, guys!!

Someone in this household has stolen all of my sprinkles, which means there shall be a serious lack of Christmas cookies bring baked today. However, a certain someone will be pleased to know that means I can focus solely on his birthday.

Thor, do you prefer cake or pie?

[Casa Stark]
Tony, honey, F.R.I.D.A.Y is not a secretary of birthdays.

Greetings, new friends! I am Thor, son of Odin and king of Asgard. I am told that I’ve been brought to a realm called Auradon by some form of magic and that no way has been found yet to return us to our own realms. I am no magician, but if I can lend my aid in any way, I offer to do so.

A broken down pirate ship.

Not the most useful of places, admittedly, but it seems that it's at least populated. I suppose the simplest question is the best to begin with: Where am I, exactly?

...

Candy Corn Pizza is a def no go. Ugh, Mister Star- I mean Tony, Tony, dad? No, that is weird. totally weird. Morgan is diabolical and I refuse to let her cook again.

[Avengers and Avengers Adjacent]
Are we...all still here?

Happy Halloween, All Hallow's Eve, Samhain, et cetera.

I had a lot of fun carving the pumpkins I've placed around with other Halloween decorations. Some have tricks, some have treats.

Enjoy.

I think this Midgardian holiday was made for my brother Loki. Especially the trick part.

Who puts rotten meat in a balloon and more importantly, why?

Um, what now?

On a scale of one to kriff, how much hypothetical trouble would a person get in for creating tiny droids? I can't-
I need to find something to help me center