From the Isle to Auradon

What is the meaning of this, why am I here? Father will not be happy I was in a board meeting and now.. here. Slop Shop. That's a bit of a shitty name for a coffee shop, isn't it? I don't know who's in charge of business marketing. And it sucks. Straight black and no variation? Then when I was done, the goblins - yes, goblins run it - they kicked me out! Ohhh. This is totally getting a one star review on Yelp.

Okay. Okay, calming down. Hi, I'm Damien, president of Thorn Industries. And looks like I'm just in time! It's my birthday on Saturday. Would be nice if I can have a party. But seriously, Slop Shop totally needs an overhauled makeover, starting with the name. Could use a few other things to liven up this Isle. Maybe a nightclub, some bars, a toy store, and other things. Perhaps even a casino.

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I, Damien Thorn, made a mistake. A huge mistake. I was brought to this strange world. I had coffee. I took offense that it was less enjoying as I'm used to, and offense at the goblin workers, and in turn my rude comments offended this place. This place full of great people. I had also made suggestions, business ideas. I thought of improvements. Like, Chef Ramsay goes to a struggling diner, then turns it around and it's shiny and better than before, and they're all happy. I really thought I could help. I own a company, plus a chain of successful businesses. But.. I was wrong.

Truth is, because of my insulting behavior, any suggestion I make, even if it might be what others might like, it won't be accepted. So, I'm sorry. I repent of my sin against the Isle by speaking so harshly. I shouldn't have done that. I have done as Dizzy (who is a really great person [except for violating my American civil rights and deporting me for stating an opinion, I guess there's no rights to free speech here on the Isle] and did not deserve my insults to her home at all, get deported just fir giving an opinion) requested and made my way from the Isle. My words have been erased, since no one on the Isle should be subjected to that. I guess no one care about goblins being rude to customers, but they live here so it's okay

Gotta say, big fan of the random creatures. Really breaks up all the cheer. I was starting to think I was going to have an upset stomach nonstop thanks to this place.


...that pizza tho.

Oh my fucking god, this is the best day of my life.

I caught a Charmander. I think my childhood dreams are coming true, or something. Is nobody else excited about the Pokemon? Seriously?

[Filtered to Anthony]

I want to help the people here, Anthony. I know you have opinions on all of them, but I think they need us.