To Harry James Potter, I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match

Who: Daphne Greengrass & Susan Bones
What: Daphne catches Susan up to some suspicious behavior.
When: 21 February 1998, Monday.  Night, shortly before curfew.
Where: Hogwarts corridor...somewhere.
Rating: G/PG.  I dunno, Daphne isn't the sort to swear or get randomly violent. 

Who: Padma Patil and Anthony Goldstein (and maybe a couple of younger year NPCs).
What: Rounds and chat.
When: Monday February 21st, after curfew.
Where: The corridors and classrooms of Hogwarts.
Rating: Low.

( He had a new mystery for her, and for once it wasn't whose blood was on who's hands. )

Who: Seamus Finnigan, Parvati Patil
What: So there was snogging...now what?
When: Monday, February 21, 1998 (evening, after dinner, before curfew)
Where: Gryffindor Common Room
Rating: PG - PG13 (just in case)

Who: Audrey Weatherby & Percy Weasley
What: A date that will not end in tragedy, because they're seeing a Comedy!
When: Monday, 21 February
Where: London
Rating: P for Percy Will Probably Strike Out Again. Or PWPSOA, which, with a few more vowels, would sound like a contagious disease.

( Percy belonged to a world where curses were real and immediate, and though he was beginning to think that perhaps the attentions he paid to Audrey were, in fact, cursed... )