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x-posted like crazy (I is sorry). Again, sorry if this breaks the rules. No hard feelings if you delete it!

Yup. It is.

Yes, we are in the final stretch of the Great BadFic Contest, 2008! aren't you glad?

If you haven't submitted your vote, know that you only have a week and a half to go. Voting will close on Wednesday, April 30 at 11:59 p.m. EDT. Please go read and vote. If you don't want to read (due to possible eye damage), then just pick a number between one and seven and go for it! ;-) For further information and the standings to date, go here.

If not, WHY NOT? The 2008 BadFic Contest is still on and votes will be tallied through the end of this month. Go here for more information and the standings as of today.

Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote!!!!

Yes, it is TIME. The Great BadFic Contest 2008 is LIVE. Go. Read. Weep. Rinse your eyeballs with bleach.* VOTE!








*eyeball bleach not provided.

Okay, gang, I've still got FIVE slots open with the deadline for entering RAPIDLY APPROACHING LIKE A TRAIN and YOU ARE STUCK AT THE CROSSING! Or maybe that's me. Whatever.

Yes, that deadline for submission is March 31st, and the stories will be posted on Tuesday, April first. You KNOW you want to, so SEND ME THAT HORRIBLE STORY YOU'VE BEEN HIDING! This is your chance to earn that heavily sought after Slasher's Ass Award for 2008.

So c'mon, go for it!

Take a While To Shed My Grief
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: It's always dark when John comes into Rodney's room.

Notes: I'm posting this as part of the repost to IJ meme.

One of the first three SGA ficlets I ever wrote, this takes place some time during year six of the expedition. It was written for the first porn battle I participated in, using the prompts "quiet" and "the dark." The title is from the Portishead song "Wandering Star." After the porn battle, I sat and stared at this for a long time, trying to decide if I should expand it, but in the end, I realized that it's complete in my mind and any attempt to write more would feel forced.

John never says anything...

Title: After the Storm
Authors: sarcasticchick (sarcastic_jo) & Lilith (lilithilien)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rated: NC-17
Summary: Nearly dying makes you do things you wouldn't otherwise. (Tag for season 1 episode "The Eye".)
Disclaimer: Not ours. Pity.

After the Storm

I was going to write a pithy, amusing and brilliantly put together piece reminding people that the BadFic Contest is still accepting submissions, that there are plenty of slots still open, but that there is just less than two weeks left to submit a story. I was going to talk about how much harder it is to write GOOD bad fic than to write BAD good fic and how I know everyone, secretly, wants to take a stab at it. I was going to say how everyone should come to The Dark Side we have cookies and write that epic rotten tomato.

Fuck it. I had a lousy day at work today and tomorrow looks to be even worse. So. SUBMIT A DAMN STORY TO THE BAD!FIC CONTEST ALREADY.

Ahem. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled porn fandom. ;-)

Don't forget the Great Bad!Fic Challenge is on and I'm still accepting submissions!

Yes, it's the most, silliest time of the year! ITS BAD!FIC Time! Please go, look, participate, have fun!

A New Sensation
Author: helens78 & telesilla
Rating: NC-17, kink
Word Count: 4,650
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Rodney can't sleep and he knows what he needs; it's just a matter of getting John to give it to him.

Notes: After the fic.

Just listen to me because I'm going to say a lot of things here and then you're going to say yes or no and we'll go from there."

We Are Used To this Confusion
Author: telesilla
Pairing: pre-slash (eventually John/Rodney)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,867
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: John never would have guessed.

Notes: While I don't have a name for this series yet, this is a prequel to "This Happens All the Time." More notes at the end of the story.

"Looks like you've been gored before."

Dual Choice
Author: darkrose & telesilla
Pairing: Rodney/Ronon
Series: The Most Unusual Courtship of Dr. M. Rodney McKay & Specialist Ronon Dex
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,790
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Discussions are had.

Notes: Although this is a crackfic trope, we are trying to take it seriously and so there will be times when people sit around and discuss options. And in a situation this unusual, one of those options is going to be termination of the pregnancy, so if that's a problem for you, you might want to bail now. Also, while the title once more comes from the medical insurance industry, its real meaning has nothing to do with the fic. It just sounded right.

"I have no idea what to do."

The Birthday Rule
Author: darkrosetiger and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Rodney/Ronon
Series: The Most Unusual Courtship of Doctor M. Rodney McKay & Specialist Ronon Dex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1600+
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to us. Duh.
Summary: Rodney and Ronon have an unfortunate encounter with an Ancient device.

Notes: This series is now firmly ensconced in the crackfic genre. If you really need to know which sub-genre, there are more notes and a mild warning at the end of the story.

"No you're not. If you were dying, you'd shut up."

Title: It's What You Don't See
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: AU. Rodney McKay's been a loner for close to 400 years now, which is why it makes no sense when he falls hard for a Blood Bank worker named John Sheppard.
Author's Note: This was an sga_santa written for threnodyjones. A little stalking digging in her memories revealed that threnodyjones seems to like the occasional AU of this sort. Further notes at the end of the fic.

...and here he was, at two in the morning on Highway. 101 in the middle of California and on top of it all, he was kind of hungry.

And I Say (it's all right)
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA (Ventura Highway AU) , John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word Count: 600 +
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Rodney won't admit to missing snow in the winter.

Notes: Big Bear is one of the more popular So Cal ski resorts. It's about a three hour drive--if the traffic's good and you drive like John Sheppard probably drives--from Ventura. This takes place in December of 2007, sometime after "Blood Makes Noise;" all the Ventura Highway stories in chronological order are here. The title is from "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles. Written for the mcsmooch winter holiday festival thingie.

One of the many secrets John's learned about Dr. M. Rodney McKay, PhD, PhD is that he's surprisingly tractable when he's mostly asleep.

You Do It
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 605
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Rodney's up against the wall and John wants to see something.

Notes: This may have come to me out of the blue but it dovetails so neatly into a couple of helens78's known bulletproof kinks, that I'm offering it up as gift-fic for her. Happy Holidays, hon!

... John shoves him up against the wall next to it and it's kind of absurd that someone so skinny is so damn strong, but he is and anyway, it's not like Rodney's trying very hard to get away.

Watch the Sun Sink Like a Stone
Author: telesilla
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,900
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: "Tell them that I missed him every single day and night after that, but that I never regretted any of it."

Notes: Written for the "Ways to die" challenge on sga_flashfic. And that's all the warning you get. Further notes/warnings at the end of the fic.

( I've had some time to think about you/And watch the sun sink like a stone )

Had We But Universe Enough and Time
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: Adult
Spoilers: For 3x18 Michael and 4x06 McKay and Mrs. Miller
Summary: A couple of Rodney McKays have a few really bad days.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.

Warning: Written for the SGA Flashfic community challenge 'Ways to Die,' which means canon character death... sort of. Trust me.
Well, okay, if you don't want to trust me, there's a warning in the header of the story at my site.

Notes: Urk. Another one that started out small and ended up growing like the fungus under my fridge. ailurophile6 and linaerys beat this sucker with a stick until it cried, and Lin was especially helpful in several of spots. I can't thank them enough. If you like it, they're the reason, but if you hate it, it's only my fault.


This booger is, at 25,000 words, way too big to post in the community, so I'm linking to it on my site.