Who?
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Spoilers: None.
Summary: In a spot of trouble, are you?
Notes: Utter crack-y crossover silliness. John's first words are by Alfred Bester from his brilliant The Stars My Destination (who did, of course, first lift them from James Joyce -- we are nothing if not first plagiarists.). Thanks to Jadesfire for her lovely beta and comments and to Sian for including this idiocy in the 2008 Constrict 'zine.


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Your Whole World Now Is an Open Door
Author: telesilla
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6100
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: John may not know what he needs, but Rodney does.

Notes: A Sweet Charity fic for geeklite, who has been incredibly patient with my slowness on this one. She said: "I like John a little submissive and needy." Hopefully this fits the bill. Many thanks to helens78 for yet another excellent beta.

Although Rodney liked to think of himself as an experienced man of the world, he knew that basically, he was just easy. The real question was: was John?

Take a While To Shed My Grief
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: It's always dark when John comes into Rodney's room.

Notes: I'm posting this as part of the repost to IJ meme.

One of the first three SGA ficlets I ever wrote, this takes place some time during year six of the expedition. It was written for the first porn battle I participated in, using the prompts "quiet" and "the dark." The title is from the Portishead song "Wandering Star." After the porn battle, I sat and stared at this for a long time, trying to decide if I should expand it, but in the end, I realized that it's complete in my mind and any attempt to write more would feel forced.

John never says anything...

Title: After the Storm
Authors: sarcasticchick (sarcastic_jo) & Lilith (lilithilien)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rated: NC-17
Summary: Nearly dying makes you do things you wouldn't otherwise. (Tag for season 1 episode "The Eye".)
Disclaimer: Not ours. Pity.

After the Storm

A New Sensation
Author: helens78 & telesilla
Rating: NC-17, kink
Word Count: 4,650
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Rodney can't sleep and he knows what he needs; it's just a matter of getting John to give it to him.

Notes: After the fic.

Just listen to me because I'm going to say a lot of things here and then you're going to say yes or no and we'll go from there."

We Are Used To this Confusion
Author: telesilla
Pairing: pre-slash (eventually John/Rodney)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,867
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: John never would have guessed.

Notes: While I don't have a name for this series yet, this is a prequel to "This Happens All the Time." More notes at the end of the story.

"Looks like you've been gored before."

Title: It's What You Don't See
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: AU. Rodney McKay's been a loner for close to 400 years now, which is why it makes no sense when he falls hard for a Blood Bank worker named John Sheppard.
Author's Note: This was an sga_santa written for threnodyjones. A little stalking digging in her memories revealed that threnodyjones seems to like the occasional AU of this sort. Further notes at the end of the fic.

...and here he was, at two in the morning on Highway. 101 in the middle of California and on top of it all, he was kind of hungry.

And I Say (it's all right)
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA (Ventura Highway AU) , John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word Count: 600 +
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Rodney won't admit to missing snow in the winter.

Notes: Big Bear is one of the more popular So Cal ski resorts. It's about a three hour drive--if the traffic's good and you drive like John Sheppard probably drives--from Ventura. This takes place in December of 2007, sometime after "Blood Makes Noise;" all the Ventura Highway stories in chronological order are here. The title is from "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles. Written for the mcsmooch winter holiday festival thingie.

One of the many secrets John's learned about Dr. M. Rodney McKay, PhD, PhD is that he's surprisingly tractable when he's mostly asleep.

You Do It
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 605
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Rodney's up against the wall and John wants to see something.

Notes: This may have come to me out of the blue but it dovetails so neatly into a couple of helens78's known bulletproof kinks, that I'm offering it up as gift-fic for her. Happy Holidays, hon!

... John shoves him up against the wall next to it and it's kind of absurd that someone so skinny is so damn strong, but he is and anyway, it's not like Rodney's trying very hard to get away.

Watch the Sun Sink Like a Stone
Author: telesilla
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,900
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: "Tell them that I missed him every single day and night after that, but that I never regretted any of it."

Notes: Written for the "Ways to die" challenge on sga_flashfic. And that's all the warning you get. Further notes/warnings at the end of the fic.

( I've had some time to think about you/And watch the sun sink like a stone )

Had We But Universe Enough and Time
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: Adult
Spoilers: For 3x18 Michael and 4x06 McKay and Mrs. Miller
Summary: A couple of Rodney McKays have a few really bad days.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.

Warning: Written for the SGA Flashfic community challenge 'Ways to Die,' which means canon character death... sort of. Trust me.
Well, okay, if you don't want to trust me, there's a warning in the header of the story at my site.

Notes: Urk. Another one that started out small and ended up growing like the fungus under my fridge. ailurophile6 and linaerys beat this sucker with a stick until it cried, and Lin was especially helpful in several of spots. I can't thank them enough. If you like it, they're the reason, but if you hate it, it's only my fault.


This booger is, at 25,000 words, way too big to post in the community, so I'm linking to it on my site.

You're Shining Down For Me
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,644
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: John knows what he wants; it's asking for it that's hard.

Notes: This came out of an exchange of comments between ladycat777 and myself on the subject of John, Rodney and humiliation. It didn't end up going exactly the way she envisioned but then again, stories have minds of their own. Still, it's for her because she is awesome at inspiring kinkeh porns. Because I still seem to be stuck in the 80s, the title is from the Depeche Mode song "Just Can't Get Enough." As always, my thanks to helens78 for her mad beta skillz. :)

"I did mention that I'm incredibly open-minded, didn't I?"

So Very Wrong (but so very good)
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA, John/Doppel!Shep/ & John/Doppel!Shep/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 (sorta semi-con)
Word Count: 1,105
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: After the events of Doppelganger Rodney has new fantasy material.

Notes: This started life as two pieces of comment fic in girly_curl_3's LJ. She wanted John/Doppel!Shep action and I figured that Rodney probably did too. :) I'm not really sure where this falls on the consentuality scale since it's all a fantasy and not really happening.

When Rodney fantasizes about the two Johns fucking, he sees the doppelganger--Sheppard--on top.

Now that the episode has aired, I can put this puppy up on the website and broadcast it!

Perchance to Dream
by MrsHamill

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: For episode 404, Doppleganger
Summary: Why weren't there any hot girls in Sheppard's dreams?
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat
Notes: mecurtin wanted bed!fic and amireal wanted comment fic about Doppelganger so I did my best!

Blood Makes Noise
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: SGA AU (Ventura Highway), John/Rodney
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,188
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: John's having a bad day and Rodney's not sure what to say or do.

Notes: Detailed notes are after the fic. All of the Ventura Highway stories are here in chronological order.

"I'm not asking you to turn me into your shrink or anything, because...well, can you imagine?"

This originally started out as comment fic in amireal's LJ but grew into what is pretty much a first time PWP. It's not only based on the events in episode 4x04, Doppleganger, it has a good chunk of the last ten minutes incorporated into it! The headers are under the cut and it's only on my site through direct link (below). Once the episode airs, I'll 're-post' it and make sure it's on my page.

( Under here are the headers, which might be considered a teeny bit spoilery. )

Charmed
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG, really. Sorry, no sex.
Spoilers: Takes place sometime in late season three, after Sunday, and contains references to episodes in the third season.
Summary: Rodney asks John for charm lessons. Wackiness ensues.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat.
Notes: The measurement of the speed of McKay's mouth must be attributed to Diana Williams. Susan and Linaerys whupped this puppy into shape for me; but any mistakes left are mine, all mine. The thoughts expressed by John on Supernatural do not necessarily reflect those of the author. Honest. Shut up, Onci.

Prodigal Sails
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Spoilers: None
Rating: everyone
Summary: No bang today, bang tomorrow. Always bang tomorrow.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat.
Series: Sequel to And All the Seas
Notes: Thanks to Susan and Celtic Tigress for the beta work. All mistakes are mine. Someday, I just might write the middle of these two stories, but that day is not to be soon.

Title: Walk into the Sea, Part Four
Author: seleneheart
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney, John/Ronon, Lorne/Parrish
Rating: overall NC-17, this part PG-13
Summary: Death in the Pegasus Galaxy affects John in unexpected ways and in spite of his fears, he finds that some risks are worth taking
Word count: total ~16,000, this part 1,832
Warnings: spoilers through the end of season 3
Beta: lilithilien and muck_a_luck
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, not for profit
Feedback: Yes!
Author's Note: I play with the time line between Sunday and First Strike. This is the fic that is known as the fic that couldn't decide on a pairing. And the fic that kept growing. It's not a WIP; it's done and has been betaed. It is too long to read in one sitting however, so I'll post a chapter every few days. Title from a poem by Ari Anna Arena

Previous Chapters



( Walk into the Sea )

Chapter Title: Not So Different
Author: sarcastic_jo
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/John/Rodney
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Xover fic, purely cracksmut foursome. SGA/Torchwood
Summary: "Wait. You're telling me you have a pterodactyl living in your base?"
A/N: I said it's total cracksmut and it is. ;) Short little piece to distract lilithilien one day. Just because....the four of them would be so pretty ;) Posted for BBtP, sharing here.

Not So Different