The Birthday Rule
Author: darkrosetiger and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Rodney/Ronon
Series: The Most Unusual Courtship of Doctor M. Rodney McKay & Specialist Ronon Dex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1600+
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to us. Duh.
Summary: Rodney and Ronon have an unfortunate encounter with an Ancient device.

Notes: This series is now firmly ensconced in the crackfic genre. If you really need to know which sub-genre, there are more notes and a mild warning at the end of the story.

"No you're not. If you were dying, you'd shut up."