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[PRIVATE GROUP FILTER: JAMES, REMUS, HARRY, SABRINA, DR. STRANGE, THEODORE, LOKI, GINNY, ABIGAIL]

Right, so that Roman bloke has clearly lost his nut and is going to try and murder one or more of the following people:

• 1. Santa Clause
  
• 2. Mrs Clause
  
• 3. The Conductor

In my not-so-humble opinion, the Conductor — wherever they may be — can handle themselves. If Roman thinks he can find Santa, I say we wind him up and watch him go, and then grab him before he can.

We need someone on Mrs Clause. Ideas?

I'd also that Elves & Reindeer are at risk of being eaten by this bloke, so that needs taking care of as well. James, wards?

Nott - Don't know about elemental origin storms, but it is worth asking the Elves if they know where Jack Frost lives, as that is plainly a guy to rule out.

Who else have we hear talked about that we need ruling out? Let's bring the bastards in.

You're all on this filter because I know you personally to be useful people with a vested interest in the well-being of innocent people and/or not going against the explicit wishes of the Conductor/bus. If you can vouch for anyone else that fits that, feel free to add them in, but if they end up screwing this shit up in literally any way, I will be holding it against you personally.

Abigail - seems like you've not got powers but you're added on here because you're a charming girl and I want you to keep abreast of what's going on so you don't get hurt. I also don't want to do you the disservice of assuming you don't have hidden depths that may come in handy here.

I now yield the floor to my godson, Harry, who I assume is by far the most qualified person to take charge of this bullshit. If Harry doesn't want to trouble himself with it for whatever reason, it's up for grabs.

I swear I have to do fucking everything around here. As if we don't have more pressing concerns without this bullshit.

How're you holding up?

EDITED TO ADD IN SOME TIME AFTER THIS: In case you were wondering, I'm still as useless as Snape's prick when it comes to making well-reasoned decisions.

What do we know about Upirs? Moral implications of how we should deal with him when he may or may not be in control of himself? Any other thoughts we want to share betwit us that we don't want up there?

If it was just he wanted blood I'd say we'd take turns offering some up, but him having his heart set on murdering some poor bastard does muddy the waters.

Moony, I know you're mates with Malfoy now and I can just about respect that, but if you add him to the above filter I will not be held responsible for my actions. Any other ideas you've got, I bow to your superior understanding of being cursed.

I would say sorry for landing you in it, but if you're anything like either of your parents you'll need to be doing something right now to take your mind off not being at home.

Anyway, I'm not any good at this being in charge bullshit, and this kind of mess seems right up the alley of what I am sure is the best damn Head Auror the Ministry has ever seen.

EDITED TO ADD IN SOME TIME AFTER this: As I said, I'm shit at this taking charge stuff.