_withoutacause (_withoutacause) wrote in 80smarauders_ic, @ 2017-09-12 14:57:00 |
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Oh no, my secret sorkret has been revealed! You've got me world. I'm a blood thirsty werewolf and all my decades of shennanigans are just to cover it up! HOW SHALL I EVER GO ON!
Okay, but seriously. If you believe a word that leaves Rita Skeeters poison quill you're an idiot and you deserve to be brainwashed by ber tripe. And for the record, if I was a werewolf I still wouldn't care. There is no shame in being a werewolf, they're just people like all the rest of us. Yeah, some of them are assholes, but Wizards aren't all sunshine and lolipops either. Voldemort anyone?
So, in conclusion, Rita Skeeter you can go fuck yourself.
*Added later*
By the way, great photo of me Skeets! I'm going to start selling signed copies of it, all proceeds go to Werewolf Rights. If anyone wants a pic let me know!
Clorinda
You okay?
Mary
She's such a bitch, eh?
Remus
I won't let this get back to you, I swear on my life.