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Tweak says, "My "people skills" are "rusty""

elizabell (elizabell) wrote in 20somethings,
@ 2022-08-04 16:45:00

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c: eliza bell-smythe, c: etta russell, d: 2028 08, ~ complete, Ω: owls/texts

Text: Catching up... ok... gossip, whatever.
Who: Eliza & Etta
What: The cousins catch up!
When: 08/04/28; evening
Warnings: Adult language, knowing Eliza
Completion Status: Ongoing

Text to Ettsie: I'm hoooooome.
Text to Ettsie: Arizona had the potential to be dreadfully boring.
Text to Ettsie: There are SOOOO many old people. Like, retirees.
Text to Ettsie: BUT I made the best of it. You knew I would.

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	funeral_bell 2022-08-04 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Text to Liza-lou: Yaaay you're baaaack! Text to Liza-lou: I know about old people being around all the time. But not, like everywhere. Weird Text to Liza-lou: Oooh that sounds like a story. Tell me the story!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

elizabell
2022-08-04 09:43 pm UTC (link)

They were like, actually everywhere. Like, literally. Weird.

DEFINITELY a story. I was hiking solo, right? And took that beautiful pic at sunset, right? And this guy came up to me after, like totally hot, like.... HOT. And not an old person. He was like, early 20's? All sweaty and stuff from his own hike... We went together for a while, and TALKED (which is so weird) and he's so, like, actually interesting.

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	funeral_bell 2022-08-04 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Was there some event or something? Or too many for that? That photo is gorgeous, you got lucky the helpful people had serious photo skills! You paint an excellent picture but that ending is not what I was expecting. WTF girl? Did you also fuck? Because hot and sweaty is niiice, but payoff... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

elizabell
2022-08-04 10:35 pm UTC (link)

OMG SO. we finished watching the sunset fully, and it was dark. He had a camp nearby - he's staying out there which is like really weird but also kinda hot? - and it was getting really cold really fast - I guess it doesn't that in the desert? Weird.

So he offered me his hoodie and we went back to his camp and he made a fire and we had some whiskey and even though it was freezing out I felt unbelievably warm when he tucked my hair behind my ear and it was all silent out there and totally sensual. I died a little. Like, my chest hurt? At how badly I wanted to just, like, jump him.

SO ANYWAY, we made out for a while by the fire and then he stopped long enough to build it back up so it was like roaring and then he brought a sleeping bag out of the tent and offered to sleep under the stars and then... then...

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	funeral_bell 2022-08-04 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	OMG that is so romantic and amazing! So many checked boxes: sunsets, fires, keeping you warm. I am so jealous. Although maybe not about the maybe feels you have. Don't really need those in my life right now. Your chest hurting totally sounds like feels though. Was it good? He hadn't abandoned you by morning had he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

elizabell
2022-08-04 11:35 pm UTC (link)

Ugh. No! Feels from my nether regions... LIKE, I NEEDED TO JUMP HIS BONES.

And then HE JUMPED MINE. Over and over and over again.

And no, of course not! We were still awake when the sun rose, and we watched it, and he made me, like, a camp breakfast? The coffee was terrible, but it can't all be brunch in the East End, can it?

He totally jumped me again and then pulled out this crazy grass to smoke and it was like... it was like MAGIC. Like, you felt it flowing all through you in a really subtle way but omg the HIGH. you have no idea. We had a ton more sex and it was unlike any sex I've ever had. Playboy Milo WISHES.

I sunbathed naked while he packed up camp and then I got dressed and he walked me back to the trail. I made my Portkey JUST IN TIME in Los Angeles after a few very dizzying apparations, let me tell you.

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funeral_bell
2022-08-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)

I was worried for a bit there. You said your chest hurt, which even if it's wanting to jump him that's so alarming. I thought you'd gone all romantic on me!

Screwing until dawn? Yes please! And some more. Damn I'm surprised you made it back in time and in one piece! You would have lead with it if you weren't in one piece.

I'd be a hypocrite if I warned you against taking substances you don't know, but try to keep aware. Don't wanna lose my fave cousin! The grass sounds good though.

Reminder: this entire conversation and most of our weekend activities come under NEVER TELL MY DAD

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elizabell
2022-08-05 12:59 am UTC (link)

Ew. Romance. How dare you accuse me?! 😝

I was SO SORE heading to the portkey and still kinda high... I do NOT recommend apparating while high, seriously, turned my stomach like every time, I'm lucky I didn't throw up all over the portkey agent in L.A. And obvi - you'd be my first call if I ever splinched over a dick. Obvi.

I wish I could remember the name of it - I wish we could do it together sometime, it was SO GREAT. OMG. I BET MILO WOULD KNOW. If I like, describe it to him? I BET. Can't text him though, paper trail and all... Hmm... Might have to think on that. He doesn't like hearing about my sexcapades, he's too egomaniacal. And duh, you know me, I'm pretty sure I try something fun and ~new like, every weekend. Nothing hard core though, obvi.

UM DUH. NOR MY MOM. SHE WOULD LOSE HER SHIT. She's sooooo overprotective. Then again, neither my mum nor your dad have anything on Uncle Henry, ugh.

I swear, I feel like I'm like 17 again. I feel all young and hot and rejuvenated and soooo satisfied.

BUT OMG please tell you've had an eventful week, too? I mean, I doubt anything anyone in the world has done is anywhere near as eventful as meeting Michael, but still... 😉

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funeral_bell
2022-08-05 04:15 pm UTC (link)

A girl worries, okay?!

Oof yeah apparating high is a terrible plan. It's why I always stick to something else if I'm not with it. LMAO splinched over a dick. Oh Merlin I am glad I didn't read that at the wrong moment.

I mean wait until you see him and miss out the sexcapades when you ask him about it? I dunno. Not sure who else to ask, I've been avoiding most things since that time something lingered a bit too long six months ago.

Okay yeah a round of amazing sex can def do that. Reasons for excellent mood to be withheld from all adultier adults.

I doubt ANYONE we know has a week that eventful. We had a huge funeral and I had to use SO MANY cooling charms because they wanted us in super formal robes and NOBODY WOULD LEAVE for the secondary venue afterwards. I was baking.

Oh and I totally ran into Harrison a couple of days ago. That was fun. I think we caught up more than when we 'caught up' the other month. He was a bit awkward, but I don't know if it was cause we had sex or because he wanted another go. Or a bit of both.

I feel boring. I think I need a holiday for some extra excitement.

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