I was worried for a bit there. You said your chest hurt, which even if it's wanting to jump him that's so alarming. I thought you'd gone all romantic on me!
Screwing until dawn? Yes please! And some more. Damn I'm surprised you made it back in time and in one piece! You would have lead with it if you weren't in one piece.
I'd be a hypocrite if I warned you against taking substances you don't know, but try to keep aware. Don't wanna lose my fave cousin! The grass sounds good though.
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