Oh for the love of God... er, and anyone else out there, too.

Again? With a new body this time?

Really?

This is just... annoying.

lolcatgirl

Lawl

This is the only way you're allowed to have sex with attractive redheads, Alex. Just so you know.

This isn't how I remember Davis being. And I'm pretty sure that I'd rather be anywhere than in 'God's world'. I don't even know why I'm bothering with this stupid message, it all seems so pointless.

Is there anyone out there that knows what happened to my parents?

Am I---?

Is this home?

Alex, I've stolen all of your stretchy shorts. There is nothing you can do about this.

Beside, my butt looks better in them than yours does.

It's strange how all these years I thought being an X-Man was hard work, but working in a factory proved harder. Guess it shows that an old dog can learn new tricks after all, eh? Working on getting a promotion is always a good plan, though.

The X-Teams definitely never had this chance of advancement.

Alex, tonight is the longest night of the year. I think it is only appropriate that we celebrate it in style. And by style, I mean sex.

And possibly kidnapping geeks to form a LAN. If the sex doesn't pan out.

Wooohooo! We're pregnant!

Working for my sister in law is turning out to be one of the best things I've ever done. Now, ain't that a kick in the pants?

The whole addiction to lube thing must be genetic.

For the record, I still kick ass the geology thing, powers or not.

( Alex )

There was a post here, but it was unnecessary.

Anyone want to go out for a drink?

So, I went to my first LGBT support meeting last night.

It was. . . kind of weird, honestly. But not a bad weird.

I dunno. Would have been more fun if Alex hadn't had to work.

I love this world!

Oh my word.

This is incredible!