ΗΑΔΕΣ (underworldly) wrote in valarnet, @ 2017-02-03 08:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | hades, hazel levesque, katherine pierce, megara, roman godfrey, steven universe |
Damn, so let me tell you about this year's Oscar goody bag. You know how when you were a kid (well, maybe not some of you - fuck, am I that old?) you went to classmates birthday parties and got goody bags at the end? Yeah, they do that for the Oscars too (by the way, Inferno's gonna sweep again - just saying my 'Best Director' trophy is coming soon).
Last year's swag bag was out of control.
Among other things, there was a breast lift, personalized M&M's, a 10-day trip to Israel, a 15-day walking tour of Japan, laser treatments, a vaporizer, and (kids, don't look), a vibrator. That sucker is worth $250, I mean, it was top of the line.
The Academy totally got on their asses for all that too, so this year it'll probably 'pale' in comparison. I'll keep you updated.