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[Jun. 13th, 2009|11:44 pm] |
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[Jun. 10th, 2009|09:55 am] |
I am DIGGIN' this whole Summer Break thing. No professors up my ass about papers and "failing for the second year", and all the partying one guy can handle! I mean, and I know you'll all agree with me when I say it, but sororitutes are sororotutes for LIFE!
Frylock, can you handle it? Can you handle that I am getting more play than you? Because I'm sayin' now. I can handle it. I'm handling it with one hand, while holding the phone in the other.
Oh hey baby, you ever wondered what flavor a shake is? Come here, Brandy, I know you want some of this. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|05:42 pm] |
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[May. 5th, 2009|12:38 am] |
I really hope y'all are using condoms.
But just in case you're not, I'm working on the cure for herpes. You'll thank me later. Except whoever was doing it on my car, you two don't get any. |
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[May. 3rd, 2009|07:43 pm] |
Well damn.
Anybody want to keep a girl company for an hour or two? |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|10:53 am] |
What the hell good are microwave hands? I wanted X-Ray vision!
Stupid alternate dimension! |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|11:10 am] |
What the -
I know I did not have fingers five minutes ago. What the hell? |
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