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Tweak says, "Stay down! Just stay there!"

Marian Hawke sparked a rebellion (kirkwallchamp) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-23 20:47:00

Entry tags:

aaron hotchner, alistair, anders, aveline, erik lensherr, isabela, marian hawke

...Okay, apparently whoever I replaced divorced someone a year or so ago. He keeps sending me creepy messages.

Is it okay for me to set him on fire if he doesn't stop? Waking up to yet another text that says 'come on, baby, one more chance!' may make me crack.

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	cheeseordeath 2011-07-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Even here, I suspect that setting people on fire is generally frowned upon. Can't you ask Aveline to arrest him or something? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it's really Aveline's field. She deals with criminals, this man's just... irritating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-07-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	So it's okay to set a man on fire for being irritating, but arresting him goes too far? Remind me not to annoy you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-23 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	It'd only be a little fire! I'm not that mean a person... and I don't think I'd ever be able to set you on fire. It'd be like kicking a puppy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-07-23 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh well, I suppose a little fire's not that bad. And thanks! I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment but I'll take it as one anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rivainipirate 2011-07-23 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Aaron says that police can't do anything until he threatens you or does something to cause you harm, like, I don't know, damaging property or some such. Sounds like the okay to set him a little on fire to me, personally. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-23 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Fantastic. I've missed setting people on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivainipirate 2011-07-23 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	He did also say that if you do it, don't do it anywhere he might find out about it. Which I think is fair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-23 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	More than fair. I'll keep it quick and quiet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doesntblink 2011-07-24 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Despite what Isabela might say, I didn't actively condone your immolation of this man. But what may be easier for you is simply blocking his number for texting or talking to you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I was just hoping that setting him on fire might put him off from trying it ever again... just blocking his number wouldn't be satisfying, but I guess it's the only legal option, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntblink 2011-07-24 02:21 am UTC (link)
	You'd be correct. If past that he attempts to contact you, you may be able to procure a restraining order. I can assist with that if need be. Does he live in the UK? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I... think he does? It'd explain why all the texts seem to come at weird times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntblink 2011-07-24 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Let me know his name, I'll see what I can do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rivainipirate 2011-07-24 02:20 am UTC (link)
	I'd never put words in your mouth; I said that was what it sounded like to me. I'd never presume to speak for you, I know better than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntblink 2011-07-24 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I know - I just want everything to be crystal clear in case I end up in court for any reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Aaron rivainipirate 2011-07-24 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Firstly, Hawke's better than that. Secondly, I'm still sorry for speaking out of turn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela doesntblink 2011-07-24 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I can think of a few suitable punishments. I'm prepared to discuss them at length. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Aaron rivainipirate 2011-07-24 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I will put myself at your disposal when you're home from work tonight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	serene_rage 2011-07-24 08:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm probably the last person you should be listening to, but I say it's probably the only way he'll learn. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Some people do only learn by things like this, but... almost having second thoughts now. I did promise I'd try to avoid getting arrested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	serene_rage 2011-07-24 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	In that case I would advise against it, unless, of course, you have a way of doing so without anyone actually knowing it was you. It isn't as if you're going to completely burn him up, yes? Just a little singeing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'd set his pants alight, just a little, something small and easy to put out. Tends to get the message across... I don't see any reason to really hurt him, considering his only crime is being incredibly annoying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	serene_rage 2011-07-24 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well if you can do so without anyone but him knowing it was you, that should get the message across quite well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-24 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm all for fire. Or I can punch him. I can just punch him, right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Punching works. I think he'd be more convinced to back off if you did it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-24 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm better at fire than punching, but punching would be better. I am all for this plan. Maybe punching first and then if he still doesn't back off we can use fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Is it just me, or are you a little bit possessive because of this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-24 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe a little. I just don't like this guy harassing you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Even if it's only a little, it's far too attractive. Just so you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-24 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if that's the case, then maybe more than a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	You really know how to make a girl happy, Anders. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-24 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I try. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	coppermarigolds 2011-07-24 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Just don't set him on fire in my jurisdiction, okay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I'll be good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coppermarigolds 2011-07-24 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, don't promise that; I know that's not true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-24 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	...Then... I'll be good when people are looking. Any other time, no promises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coppermarigolds 2011-07-24 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	That's all I ask. (Reply to this) (Parent)