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Vlad Țepeș | Prince Vlad Dracula ([info]burnforalltosee) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-05-25 21:41:00

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Entry tags:arthur pendragon, calliope sedant, penelope garcia, sonya blade, vlad dracula

Two.
Odd, that the royalty in the English family has such despicable style. I have found the telly a most fascinating interest and time to be had, though the Queen belittles herself by wearing such ridiculous hats, and by dressing herself in a most obscene yellow, as a runny egg has passed and solidified over her body.

My own family is not quite so vain, and I am grateful for that.

Zounds, how bizarre, how queer, how absurd.

I have been told that I speak like a Count, or more exactly, The Count from some odd-sounding show on the telly. And when I show that I truly do not understand what is meant, I am asked to count anything. "One street urchin, two street urchins," and then to laugh.

There is much in this world that baffles, and much more that makes no existent sense.



[ooc; i've been mega away and totally missed that Arthur replaced William, edited to fix that! \o]



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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 03:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, my dear, that which I have tasted in my time far surpasses any product even the most elite of vineyards can possibly export.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 03:38 am UTC (link)
Nothing is better than my spouse, in this or any other universe.

And no, you may not taste hir.

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 03:41 am UTC (link)
Ah, but the blood of the innocent lambs can be the most bountiful of them all.

I would not dare taste hir.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 03:45 am UTC (link)
Angels taste better than that, though.

You're sweet. I hope you find a Mina for yourself sometime soon!

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 03:48 am UTC (link)
It depends on the angel, and what knowledge they retain.

Sweet? That is very kind of you, dear lady.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 03:50 am UTC (link)
I'm wed to Azrael, the angel of Death.

It's true. There's very few gentlemen anymore. You're one of the last of a dying breed.

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 03:51 am UTC (link)
Too much knowledge, perhaps, but that might suit you far better than it does myself.

Ah, dear child, you extend compliments too far.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 03:54 am UTC (link)
It's more comforting than you'd think.

I'm simply honest. I'm also not used to being the youngest!

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
Perhaps too bitter for my palate, but we vary, all of us.

The youngest? It is a far-fetched idea amongst our kind, my children, is it not?

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 04:03 am UTC (link)
Well, I used to be the oldest, but you're older than me. It's a strange feeling.

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 04:05 am UTC (link)
How could you be older than myself? I see you all as my children, though there are far more than I could ever imagine from what I have managed to gather this past month or so.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 04:09 am UTC (link)
I'm older than most of the rest of us here. You, however, are the eldest. I'm glad you're here, though, you lend us some legitimacy!

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 04:12 am UTC (link)
Is age not more than a number? I am pleased you are pleased with my presence, dear lady, it lends some legitimacy to whatever my purpose here may be.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 04:15 am UTC (link)
It's experience as well. Not all who are old are wise.

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 04:16 am UTC (link)
Out of the mouth of babes.

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[info]the_redlady
2011-05-26 04:25 am UTC (link)
Har har.

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[info]burnforalltosee
2011-05-26 04:27 am UTC (link)
The bible has certain truths to it, that is one of them.

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