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Phoebe | Phoibe | Radiance | "Gold-Crowned" (quetehagamujer) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-03-07 19:09:00

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asmodeus, astaroth, damien thorn, nathan explosion, phoebe

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Honestly!

I'm currently staying inside a castle shaped like a dragon. The security seem to be fond of gimp masks. They sign up to die for the band. Fans are so fanatical they will commit suicide if an album isn't dropped on time. The cook makes strange noises, but he's quite pleasant, I've found. And he knows how to make a killer breakfast. But there's also strange appearances of blood, and I stepped in some without realizing it.

But the beauty, it's beyond your dreams. The art is fantastic. The music, still, it's not my taste, but there is wonderful harmony being played at the moment (I swear there's three sets of drums, one trying to plea for rain, one summoning minotaurs, and one with a drummer hyped on those damn energy drinks and trying to get over it). This place is, well, completely ungodly in every form and fashion for someone like me, but here I am.

And you know what? Judge not lest ye be judged is possibly the most intellectual thing Jesus ever said. Of course, he then went on to tell the Sanhedrin that they were not of Abraham, but of the devil, and they goaded him and goaded so much so he called them out as devil-worshipers, and had to hide from being stoned...so make of that what you will.

In other news, returning to work early Wednesday morning. Why didn't anyone tell me about portkeys? I was handed a manky old boot and given no more information. I nearly...sicked up all over a terrifying fauna tyrannosaurus rex. This place is like Edward Scissorhands on Elm Street, honestly. A little warning would have been most appreciated!

Ah, but I complain in my old age. How fares the general populous? There are so many of you I have not spoken to, I fear I make myself too unapproachable most times.

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	fallofman 2011-03-08 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Hell's teeth, Phoebe, what were you doing in Mordhaus? Didn't anyone bother warning you about Dethklok? Those guys are ridiculous. And why doesn't anyone tell me when Titanesses show up? Seriously, my legions are getting slackery. I should garnish their wages. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-03-08 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm still there, actually. I've spoken with Gaz at length, you could say, and once I met Teja...well! I've not been outside Paris in so long, it seemed time to make a visit, yes? You seem to know quite a bit about me, but I cannot place you, I'm afraid. Your name, good sir? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2011-03-08 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Gaz is good people. Sucks I had to kill her once, but well. Business is business. We met in the past, back when I was still doing ambassador work. I believe you would remember me as Ashmedei. It is a delight to see you again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-03-08 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Kill her, really? Ashmedei? OH! I remember you know, that was such a long time, forgive my archaic memory! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fallofman
2011-03-08 04:39 am UTC (link)

Unfortunately, prior to the new moon, her husband was just another mortal who liked to play with toys a bit out of his age range, if you get me. He summoned me, made a deal with me, and then got a little pissy when I didn't go back on the contract. He destroyed me, and when I returned, it was my duty to strike back at him and all he loved. She was part of that. As you can see, she is no worse for wear, they have fine healers caring for them.

No apologies necessary, milady, it was thousands of years. All of our memory is tenuous at best, but I do remember you well. You are the the matron of brilliance, the grandmother of lovely Artemis. I was quite taken with all your family, in fact.

	blackestblack 2011-03-08 04:31 am UTC (link)
	You're hot and you're in my house. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-03-08 04:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry!!! I asked to come just a day or so ago, really! And I'm afraid I'm quite taken, and quite faithful to my fallen husband! But the hot comment is very appreciated, I assure you!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestblack 2011-03-08 04:39 am UTC (link)
	WHY ARE THERE NO SINGLE CHICKS HERE. I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	athousandcuts 2011-03-08 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. I'm going to get caps for press conferences, so I don't scare the shit out of the news people. But I actually can seriously bite chunks out of pretty much anything. That's pretty fucking awesome. But uh, this is miss Phoebe's thread, I'll leave you two to it. Good luck with that, big guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)