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Tweak says, "Can you fix my H-E-A-R-T?"

Sereda Aeducan (royaltothecore) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-12-17 17:05:00

Entry tags:

alistair, anthony j. crowley, dani winchester, sereda aeducan, zevran arainai

By the balls of my ancestors. What is going on?

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	snakelikesmile 2009-12-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm not entirely sure to what you're referring. But I simply must applaud such a crass and descriptive curse. Now, what part of the experience seems to be tripping you up? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Being here and not Ferelden. If you speak the truth and have nothing to do with this ... teleportation, then I need to find whatever mage has been corrupted into this. And then I need to either kill my traitorous bastard of a brother, Stone rot him, or I need to find a way to murder the Queen of Ferelden without getting the entire Landsmeet against me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

snakelikesmile
2009-12-18 03:19 am UTC (link)

Ah, I do so love when the contents of the insanity are kind enough to shake things up.

No mage was behind this, I'm afraid. At least not one on any level of yours. If you click this [website], it can explain to you what has happened, more or less.

As for the murder, that sounds like a valiant enough plan- if you can think of any way i could help, do just let me know. Keep in mind, I've no bloody idea what Ferelden is, but. Any excuse for a good ol' murder, I suppose.

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royaltothecore
2009-12-18 05:29 am UTC (link)

ooc: d'oh, should have said REGENT of Ferelden up there. Bad Sereda.

The Regent of Ferelden is a paranoid fool who has perpetrated blood libel against my order. He needs to be murdered, but I cannot do it alone, unfortunately.

And I have no idea what this communication machine is, but apparently the ability to use it has been imprinted into my brain. Such a thing is alarming. You say no mage did this, but I can't imagine anything except a powerful mage could do this.

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	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:05 am UTC (link)
	You would not believe me if I told you, my lady. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:10 am UTC (link)
	... Zevran? Are you all right? What in the name of the Stone is going on here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:12 am UTC (link)
	We have been brought to an entirely different world. By what magic, I know not, but I am fine. Wynne and Alistair are here as well. I have not wanted for company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Wynne and - Oh, no, tell me you're having me on. Please. If he and I are both here ... Are you safe? Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm safe. I'm in my new residence with my friend. From what Wynne tells me, she may be from ... the future. Apparently you did kill the archdemon and Ferelden is safe. I do not understand these things, I simply speak what I have been told. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:21 am UTC (link)
	... But that makes no sense. We had just been on the way to Orzammar. I haven't killed my brother. Loghain still lives. I fell asleep in camp outside of Redcliffe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:22 am UTC (link)
	And I as well. But Wynne would not lie. Her bosom - and I speak of her heart, this time - is filled with virtue. She would not know how to lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Please, forgive me for asking this. I have just arrived here, wherever it is. Are you certain it is Wynne? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yes. A bosom such as hers cannot be changed. This time, I am referring to her breasts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:36 am UTC (link)
	... well, it's certainly you. I'm glad you are safe. Where is Alistair? If you know. And Wynne? If you vouch that it is her, we should speak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:37 am UTC (link)
	I am sure they will find you. Alistair's missed you. Quite a lot, apparently. Wynne will tell you more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, my friend. When I find out where I am and what is going on, may we meet up? I would like to see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:44 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. If you wish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 06:45 am UTC (link)
	I do wish. Please stay safe in this strange place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-12-18 06:49 am UTC (link)
	You as well, lady. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-18 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Please tell me I'm not dreaming. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	... Alistair! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-18 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sereda! Am I glad to see you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-18 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, I'm. Glad to see you too, I'm glad you seem to be safe. But. if we're not in Ferelden. Who is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-18 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not exactly sure. I'm not exactly sure what we're doing here in the first place. With you here, and with me here, I'm not exactly sure who is taking care of the darkspawn threat in our absence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 12:23 am UTC (link)
	But ... but no, that can't happen. How do we get out of here? Where are we, even! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
	This place is called Earth. The place I'm in is specifically is called London. I'm not sure if there's any way we can get out of here. But I do know one thing, I want to see you. There's something I probably need to tell you and being here made me realize that I should have already said it. Find out where you are, and I'll come for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm in a place called New York, apparently. I wonder if there's an Old York, or just a York? But yes, I'm in an expanse of open field in New York. And wearing ... it looks like something Leliana's Marjolaine would have worn. Tacky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
	New York... New York... It looks like it's part of... America. Great, how am I supposed to get all the way over there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 04:30 am UTC (link)
	This thing I was told to look at ... it mentions something called a portkey? It seems like a teleportation spell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 04:37 am UTC (link)
	One of those. I used one once, wasn't a very fun experience. Not at all. I wonder if Dani knows where I can find one to New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
	... who is Dani? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 04:47 am UTC (link)
	A friend I met here. She has a twin sister named Annie. The two of them have been a great help to me since I first arrived here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I see. I'm glad you found help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Would you like to stay with me? At my place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 04:57 am UTC (link)
	... yes, very much. I don't have anywhere else to go. Zevran is here, but he said he is staying with someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Would you rather stay with him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 05:02 am UTC (link)
	No, that's not what I meant. I think I would get in his way. I ... I would be very grateful for a roof over my head. All this open air is making me lose my Stone-sense. What I've got left of it, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-12-19 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I never thought I'd say it, but I actually miss the way things were before. Things are quiet here--too quiet. I half-expect Darkspawn to crawl out of nowhere. Having you here will make things easier. I'm going to try and find a Portkey. The two of us can talk then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I just so glad you're safe. And Zev. And apparently Wynne is here, too? I'm guessing she's all right or you two would have said something. ~~I was sc~~ I will hopefully see you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daniwithani 2009-12-19 05:49 am UTC (link)
	You know, everything makes sense now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I beg your pardon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-12-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm Dani, Alistair's friend. He's missed you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 05:56 am UTC (link)
	OH. Yes, he's mentioned you. You're very pretty, for a human. It's nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-12-19 05:57 am UTC (link)
	And you're drop dead gorgeous. It's nice to meet you too. Go see him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Erm. I'm trying. He's apparently looking for something called a portkey. He told me he was in "London", I'm in New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-12-19 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, okay. Want someone to come show you where the portkey is? I can drop you off at his place en route to my boyfriend's house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	royaltothecore 2009-12-19 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, but apparently he's coming to me. Though I am not insensible of the offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-12-19 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Good on him. (Reply to this) (Parent)